"Even a fox can be a bear"
...and here we see my split personality raising it's ugly head again.
As for question two. My lawyers have advised me to say "no comment" on whether I am a lurker or not (but when have I ever listened to lawyers
). What the police claim is that I was standing in the bushes with binoculars lurking.
My defence will include: She shouldn't have been using such thin curtains anyway. I mean anyone with 8x20s standing in the right place could clearly see through them...