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post #1 of 18
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13...13....13...13."

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some Jerk poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting. "14...14...14...14....."
post #2 of 18
I am sorry, but I did chuckle at this.
post #3 of 18

...imagine the sign says "Ow" instead.
post #4 of 18
Thread Starter 
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
I am sorry, but I did chuckle at this.
yeah I thought it was funny too.....
post #5 of 18

Wait .... it ain't PC to make fun of people in the loonie bin ....

For real story and Phil may have heard it.

Friend of mine was the editor of a local paper that was going into the tank and they would print everything and anything just to sell copy.

There was a fire at the local psychiatric hospital and they ran the headline as ..... "ROASTED NUTS"

He says they sold out ... that kind of crap sells ... and no ... no injuries in the fire.
post #6 of 18
My psychiatrist told me I was schizophrenic.

I told him "you've got the wrong guy."
post #7 of 18
I'm not schizophrenic.

Neither am I.

post #8 of 18
Totally unrelated, but funny nonetheless.

My girlfriend broke up with me.
I asked "why are you breaking up with me?"
She said "Because you don't understand me!"
I said "What do you mean?"
post #9 of 18
Friend: Weems, you're not yourself today.

Me: Then what are you talking to ME for?
post #10 of 18
I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
post #11 of 18
Originally Posted by weems View Post
Friend: Weems, you're not yourself today.

Me: Then what are you talking to ME for?
Next time say, "Allow me to introduce myselves."
post #12 of 18
I like to sit by Bonni in the sunroom.

When she starts to drool, I know the med cart is on the way.

It has a squeeky wheel and I'm a little deaf and can't always hear it.

That Pavlov guy was pretty smart after all.

post #13 of 18
Yuki! Cart's comin'!!!
post #14 of 18

we need a sound effects thingie ...
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post #16 of 18
Thank you.

That song was banned from the AM airwaves in the 60's. It just got steam and the censors pulled the plug on it.
post #17 of 18
I cant believe someone actually remade that song:

post #18 of 18
Here's the B side of the 45

I remember this gem from my days being around the College Radio Station, WNTC.
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