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post #91 of 102
Yo! Garrett! Yeah, das right I talkin' to you!

Screw f'in off.

You don't know schizz about Jersey.



Thank U
post #92 of 102
Sounds like someone needs some gondi grab-ass to brighten their day.
post #93 of 102
Pocono and Catskill skiers .... your attention please!

If you haven't already met him, you will!

He is unique. He is "sponsored" ... by freakin everyone and .... he will talk your ears off trying to sell you stuff.

Actually he can be a pretty cool guy but the New-Yawk "street hawker" can get to you pretty quick .... and that is part of his "schtick" .... the NY street hustler!

First time I met him was like twenty year ago in the Poconos and he goes out of his way to jump on the lift with me. He has Volkl skis that are done up as Coke bottles and Coke patches on his jacket.

I asked if he worked for Coca-Cola ... nope .... he says that he is sponsored to ski for Coke ... "hey I'm a black guy and I just go to some distributor and chat them up and ask if they will sponsor me and they never say no" ..... they bought him new skis and paid for the logos to be put on and the jacket and all. Wow!

When I started to rep for a company, somehow the Coke thing came up and the factory rep started cracking up .... he used to rep for them but doesn't ..... but still acts like he does but he's so much fun we just let it ride.

Over the years, he shows up, working the crowd and instructors rooms ... gloves ... poles ... jackets ... U name it we got ... in the trunk of his car.

And .... he comes up with some good deals .... and the stuff isn't hot or anything since many of the reps give him the stuff they have left over.

But the ride up the lift .... he chats you up non stop .... like a freakin' machine gun on meth!

"But you can always use gloves" .... but I have three pair .... "Man, three is nothin', you are gonna drop a pair" ...... yadddda yaddda
post #94 of 102
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Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
Yo! Garrett! Yeah, das right I talkin' to you!

Screw f'in off.
Well, y'all are still better than what comes from Quebec, so you've got that goin for ya.
post #95 of 102
Believe it or Not,

I once rode on a chair in killingtion and NO ONE SMOKED WEED! Everyone sat there and not one person lit up the entire ride. I'M NOT JOKING THIS REALY HAPPENED!
post #96 of 102
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Originally Posted by freezorburn View Post
Believe it or Not,

I once rode on a chair in killingtion and NO ONE SMOKED WEED! Everyone sat there and not one person lit up the entire ride. I'M NOT JOKING THIS REALY HAPPENED!

Wow, sucks to be you!
post #97 of 102
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Originally Posted by freezorburn View Post
Believe it or Not,

I once rode on a chair in killingtion and NO ONE SMOKED WEED! Everyone sat there and not one person lit up the entire ride. I'M NOT JOKING THIS REALY HAPPENED!
I've probably found a solid eighth lying around there over the years, ostensibly having fallen from hands on lifts.
post #98 of 102
I saw a baggie fall from the chair in front of me at Wintergreen in Va. I raced ahead and scooped it up, then skied down slowly while they searched. When they got to the bottom, I jumped on the lift with them and asked them if they wanted to smoke. Yeah, I've told this story before, but I think it's pretty funny. They were recruits up from Ft. Bragg, NC.
post #99 of 102

Weird

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I'm still speechless.

Cirguerider, Where did you get such a nice picture of VA?
post #100 of 102
Squaw Valley, May 26, 2006

Still good skiing


Speed shot



Kind of sketchy at the bottom

post #101 of 102
rode up with an expensively dressed guy on Katanas, late season, low key day. 5 " of new snow had turned heavy very quickly, and was cut up by now. the guy says: "whip cream" and points at the bowl. I said: "more like mashed potatoes, if we're going with the jargon", he counter: "K-Y Jelly". I had no where to go from there, conversationally or physically.
post #102 of 102
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Originally Posted by davluri View Post
rode up with an expensively dressed guy on Katanas, late season, low key day. 5 " of new snow had turned heavy very quickly, and was cut up by now. the guy says: "whip cream" and points at the bowl. I said: "more like mashed potatoes, if we're going with the jargon", he counter: "K-Y Jelly". I had no where to go from there, conversationally or physically.
HAHA.
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