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Blond milk bath

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Blonde Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on
the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said,
'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?'

The blonde said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub
up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.'

The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?'

The blonde said, 'No, just up to my t!ts. I can splash it on my face'.
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The brunette studied her Archimedes for the same purpose and ordered 55 gallons.

The redhead bought a new sponge.
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