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post #31 of 54
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I haven't tried this, but it was explained to me.
Jello shots.

The idea is you eat the jello, which just goes into your stomach and doesn't do anything just yet, so you eat lot's more. You drink, but not too much, and go to bed. At about 4:30 AM while you are sleeping you digest the jello you get incredibly drunk without knowing it, and wake up later with one hell of a hangover.
Nah, man it gets you drunk pretty quick but it's mostly for girls or for your pussbag friends who don't take shots- you jab them incessantly with "C'mon man, it's freakin' Jello- those girls are on their third round, man up already!" for more fun, make the different colors with different boozes, like the blue with vodka, the orange with tequila and the red with grain or espiritus or something equally horrific. Give weaker ones to the bigger troopers and sneak-attack your pussbox/sandbagging buddies with jetfuel ones.
post #32 of 54
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Getting the whole shot out of the cup and down your gullet in one gulp requires a bit of practice but keeping your eye out for that pretty girl who can suck it right out of the little cup and swallow the whole jammer without chewing or hesitating can pay off!
Fixed it for ya.
post #33 of 54
I'm going to bump this old thread for some more creative ideas..

Alcohol Nebulizer - AWOL Machine

People have mentioned flash pickling. Try this: 1 jar of maraschino cherries, pour out the syrup, replace with vodka or everclear. Let sit like this for a week before enjoying.
post #34 of 54
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People have mentioned flash pickling. Try this: 1 jar of maraschino cherries, pour out the syrup, replace with vodka or everclear. Let sit like this for a week before enjoying.
That's similar to my Polish grandmother's method of making cherry vodka, or "wisniĆ³wka:" cook cherries in a saucepan. Cover with vodka. Let sit a week. Pour more cherries. Pour more vodka. Let sit another week. Repeat for 4-8 weeks. Grammy makes 'em better than the top-shelf stuff, and with way more of a kick!
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I had an acquaintance in college who would tip his head back as if to apply eye drops then pour a teaspoon or so of beer onto his eye then hold the position until it had been absorbed. He was one goofy dude
Would this then be equvalent of Lasik surgery for those who wanted to have permanent 20-20 beer goggles?
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Would this then be equvalent of Lasik surgery for those who wanted to have permanent 20-20 beer goggles?
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post #37 of 54
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Would this then be equvalent of Lasik surgery for those who wanted to have permanent 20-20 beer goggles?
oh man, Shallow Hal would have nothing on this guy...
post #38 of 54
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I'm going to bump this old thread for some more creative ideas..

Alcohol Nebulizer - AWOL Machine

Wow, I just read up about this alcohol nebulizer and I'm IN!
post #39 of 54
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With Vodka, or grain alcohol.

Invert a shot glass, and pour a small amout of vodka into the dimple of the base.

Raise the glass to your nose, and snort it.

This was told to me by a US army member. I am clearly not man enough to try this. Apparently, after the short term blindness wears off, you're loaded.

Not kidding.
Yeah - I learned that trick from Amy Winehouse. Only she lights the shot on fire first. It's called a "gas chamber".
post #40 of 54
I guess I'm old fashioned - this is a little too adventurous for my taste: http://www.goofball.com/news/990312_vodka_tampon
post #41 of 54
Last weekend at a holiday party I met a guy who used to work as a lighting designer at the Coney Island Freak Show. He learned how to put a screwdriver up his nose there. So how did he drink the awesome eggnog? He put a swirly straw all the way into his nose (ALL the way) and proceeded to snort.

I'll post pics as soon as I get 'em
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I guess I'm old fashioned - this is a little too adventurous for my taste: http://www.goofball.com/news/990312_vodka_tampon
I'd heard about that before...wonder if it does double duty as a spermicidal form of contraception?
post #43 of 54
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Over the X-Mas shopping bonanza, I happened upon an old-tyme favorite... The Chug Mug I mentioned in the OP! I got one for my bro, of course... That one never made it under the tree for sure! It's actually called the "Chuggler" if someone cares to google it or wants one. I think it was possibly the best $15 I've ever spent.
post #44 of 54
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Originally Posted by BigE View Post
With Vodka, or grain alcohol.

Invert a shot glass, and pour a small amout of vodka into the dimple of the base.

Raise the glass to your nose, and snort it.

This was told to me by a US army member. I am clearly not man enough to try this. Apparently, after the short term blindness wears off, you're loaded.

Not kidding.
We did something like this in college...except it was a hell of a lot more than the dimple of a shot glass bottom...and it was tequila..and we only did it for 2 or 3 semesters....
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post #46 of 54
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reducedfatoreo, I love you!
post #47 of 54

Shotski...

The shot-ski is a party fav.

Glue (Elmers Ultimate or sim) 4-6 shot glasses to the top of a retired ski. Line up your team. Fill the glasses and tip up. Shooters for all!!

http://s140.photobucket.com/albums/r...ikeShotski.jpg
post #48 of 54
^^ Now that requires some coordination!
post #49 of 54
Three words: Better Quality Booze.

Then you won't need all these gimmicks.

That is all.
post #50 of 54
I just found this. Could be SkierJ

post #51 of 54
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I just found this. Could be SkierJ

Thats whats called a beer tap in these here parts!

I'd take the 5th on identity but it is only 12 ounces---

I have no idea who that is

that is an epic hat tho----
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I just found this. Could be SkierJ

Hey, I think that guy's my plumber...no wonder my pipes are still leaking!
post #53 of 54
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^

Wow, that's classic for so many reasons...
post #54 of 54
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Three words: Better Quality Booze.

Then you won't need all these gimmicks.

That is all.
Why, so we can be all boring and snooty, sitting back and sipping with our pinkies extended, hobnobbing about muffy and buffy down at the yacht club? I hate to break it to you, but I like my food deep fried and my beer cheap. Like waaaaay cheaper than water. My work boots are also my everywhere boots. I buy dollar menu drive through to save for lift tickets on the weekends. When my clothes become too beat to wear in public, they become work clothes. You may describe me as "blue collar with a dirt ring on it". To me, anything worth drinking is worth inventing a more fun way to drink IMHO. google "Strikeouts" if you're unsure of what this may entail. Also, I love the ski shotglass idea. I may be converting the old 200+ cm K2's i have in the basement for just such a purpose!
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