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How to smuggle a hairdryer

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course, my child. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me, under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. ┬ŽNext!"
post #2 of 5
If only I could remember jokes. Classic.
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That's the joy of aging, ISkiing.....they're all new once again. heh heh
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This is just about when Bonni was coming back from Ireland after running off with a priest.

But, I never .... never ... figured her of the sort to use a blow dryer .. never, not in a hunnert years!

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Being raised extra Catholic, that really made me laugh.
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