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Two Italians (again, xrated)

post #1 of 4
Thread Starter 
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say:


"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
twice. Then I come one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives.........


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spella '
Mississippi'.”


post #2 of 4
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nobody View Post
we don't speak aloud in pubic places about our sex
lives.........

::snicker::

He said pubic places!

Is a good joke within another good joke, a meta-good joke?
post #3 of 4
Thread Starter 
mmmh that's must have been a writer (me) "slip of the tongue"...
post #4 of 4
Guess it was a Freudian Bra, err Slip.
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