Smooth Johnson, Master of the Carve:
"Groupies. That's what I'm talking about. First you get good. Then you get great. Then you get groupies"
"At my age I tend to stay in the turns a little longer, and in the john a little longer, too"
"Retire? Hell. If Reagan can still run this country, I can sure as hell still be Master of the Carve"
I've got the "pull my finger" poster, autographed by Smooth himself. Still got his Olin Sierras too.