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It's ugly to be last in line

post #1 of 12
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A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck,
Everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to
Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one
Wish because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
Want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is
Done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous
Too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but
God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts

When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
Laughing his head off.

Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks h I'm what his wish will
The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

Next time you're last in line..........Be Happy!
post #2 of 12
Excellent life lesson!!!
post #3 of 12
that's so awful!! What a downer!!! Funny tho
post #4 of 12
Reminds me of the Star-Bellied Sneeches story by Dr. Suess.
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post #6 of 12
Of course God being what He is, He won't do that.

Does that make the joke not funny any more?
post #7 of 12
Good point. The Good Shepherd would figure out an appropriate response to that one I think ....
post #8 of 12
Very funny. How do we know that god didn't have a sense of humor?
post #9 of 12
Norman Mailer said that God is either all-powerful or all-good, but cannot be both. Mailer suspected that he's like the rest of us--just stumbling along doing the best he can.
post #10 of 12
I actually tend to believe that God would have said to the very first one:

All of my children are already beautiful.

post #11 of 12
and followed it up with a lightening bolt on your butt!
post #12 of 12
Originally Posted by NYSkier55 View Post
Very funny. How do we know that god didn't have a sense of humor?
He did made the platypus, didn't he? And what about lolcats? Those are God's personal jesters!
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