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Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, (putting me in the top 1% of all earners) and given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year, a pension plan that will pay my salary until the day I die, and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

Despite this, I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position. During this time I will show up for work when I find it convenient, and will draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yeah... if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back to my position with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.


Every Senator or Congressman running for President.


Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.