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post #61 of 89
You drive worse than I ski
post #62 of 89
You think my driving's bad? You should try driving with ski boots on.
post #63 of 89
Warning - I corner solely by leaning to one side.
post #64 of 89
Along the lines of "I wish my wife was a dirty as my car"...

"I wish her legs were as waxed as my skis"

or, for the ladies...
"at least my skis don't release prematurely"
post #65 of 89
WTFH is killing it with these
post #66 of 89
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post

or, for the ladies...
"at least my skis don't release prematurely"
Someone please make me one of these!!!!
post #67 of 89
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post

or, for the ladies...
"at least my skis don't release prematurely"
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post
Someone please make me one of these!!!!
Trek, if I can find the bumper sticker kit (Officemax used to have one) I'll make you one. I should be in the area of the office supply stores tomorow afternoon...
post #68 of 89
"At least my bindings don't release prematurely"
post #69 of 89
Don't look so constipated, The Binding is for your ski!
post #70 of 89
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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
"At least my bindings don't release prematurely"
Still funny, but more correct.
post #71 of 89
"Get MoronEdge @ EpicSki.com"
post #72 of 89
"Even YOU can talk skiing at Epicski.com"
post #73 of 89
"You can't ski at work, but you can surf
EpicSki.com"
post #74 of 89
"Skiing is for people who can't post"

-- www.EpicSki.com
post #75 of 89
Go Post-al with your skiing!
EpicSki.com
post #76 of 89
all the original ideas have already been had, you just got to come up with them again at the right time
post #77 of 89
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by CEM View Post
all the original ideas have already been had, you just got to come up with them again at the right time
Are you a musician? ;-)

Good stuff guys!
post #78 of 89
Matt, I've heard CEM sing. He has 3 chords and the truth, unfortunately all three chords are flat, a bit like his feet.
post #79 of 89
Got your Season Pass?
EpicSki.com
post #80 of 89
OK, how's this...

For Spring, Summer and Fall sports, there's the internet.
For everything else, there's EpicSki.com
post #81 of 89
If you're not heading to the mountains, you're going the wrong way
post #82 of 89
Please note, all these ideas of mine are copyright ME!
post #83 of 89
Life isnt worth living if it isnt Epic

There's Epic and there is everything else

Our Edges are Sharp and our Bottoms are Waxed

Plant your pole at Epicski

There is skiing and then there is Epicskiing
post #84 of 89
I recommend one that is five words or less
post #85 of 89
Quote:
Originally Posted by crgildart View Post
I recommend one that is five words or less
EpicSki.com
Got Flakes?
post #86 of 89
My Kid's an Honor Student At Epic Ski Acadamy
post #87 of 89
One for Mr TC:
My other ride is a gear ho!
post #88 of 89
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post
One for Mr TC:
My other ride is a gear ho!
Brilliant!
post #89 of 89
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trekchick View Post
One for Mr TC:
My other ride is a gear ho!
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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