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DOCTOR IN DULUT................

A doctor in Duluth, Minnesota wanted to get off work n go hunting so he approached his assistant.

"Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and dun wanna close da clinic. I needjya ta take care of da clinic and take care da patients."

"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So, Ole, how was tings today?"

Ole told him that he took care ov tree patients.

"Da first one had a gosh durn headache so I gave him summa dat der TYLENOL."

"Gud job, an da second one?" asks the doctor.

"Da second one had stomach burning sumpthin awful so I gave him MAALOX." says Ole.

"Sounds bout right! You're good at dis and what bout da terd one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sittin here an all ad vonce da door flung open an a woman comes. Like a flame, she begins at rippen her clothes off, everyting down ta nuthin dontcha know. Den she lies down on da table an shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!"

"Tunderin Lard Yeezus, Ole, whadya do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."
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