The Cajun Hunting Trip
Two Cajun hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt
moose. They bag six.
As Boudreaux and Thibodeaux start loading the plane for
the return trip, the Pilot says 'The plane can only take four of
those.' The two Cajuns object strongly. 'Last year we shot six and the pilot
let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with
full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes
and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
A few moments later, climbing
out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, 'Any idea where we
are?'
'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.' saysThibodeaux.
The LSU Graduate
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a Cajun were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The Accountant finished,zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands.... clear up to his elbows....
he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned
to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from Ohio University and they taught us to be clean".
The Lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Southern California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The Cajun zipped up and as he was walking out the door said,"I graduated from LSU and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
Boudreaux Wins A Bet
A Texan walked into the City Bar last weekend and started bragging that nobody could drink like Texans can and bet that if any of the Cajuns there could drink a whole case of beer in an hour or less he would pay
them $100.00. No one took him up on his offer, and in fact Boudreaux got up and walked out.
A little while later Boudreaux came back inside and asked the Texan if his offer was still good. The Texan said that it was, and he would, in fact, even pay for the beer.
Boudreaux told the bartender to line em up, and made short order of the case of beer, finishing in well less than the hour.
The totally amazed Texan held up his part of the deal and paid the $100.00. But he was a little curious and asked Boudreaux, "By the way, when I made the offer, you left. Where did you go?"
Boudreaux answered him, "I went to the other bar across the street. I had to make sure I could do it."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux the Carpenters
Boudreaux an Thibodeaux were working on a house. Thibodeaux was nailing down siding and would reach in his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. Boudreaux kept watching
and when he couldn't stand it no more he asked, "Why you throwing away those nails?"
Thibodeaux says, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointing toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. Ifit's pointing toward the house, then I nail it in!"
Boudreaux got really upset an yelled, "You some kind of stupid! The nails pointed toward you ain't defective!
They's for the other side of the house!"
Two Cajun hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt
moose. They bag six.
As Boudreaux and Thibodeaux start loading the plane for
the return trip, the Pilot says 'The plane can only take four of
those.' The two Cajuns object strongly. 'Last year we shot six and the pilot
let us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours.'
Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even with
full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes
and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
A few moments later, climbing
out of the wreckage, Boudreaux asks Thibodeaux, 'Any idea where we
are?'
'I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.' saysThibodeaux.
The LSU Graduate
In the men's bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a Cajun were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The Accountant finished,zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands.... clear up to his elbows....
he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned
to the other two men and commented,
"I graduated from Ohio University and they taught us to be clean".
The Lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented,
"I graduated from the University of Southern California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious."
The Cajun zipped up and as he was walking out the door said,"I graduated from LSU and they taught us not to pee on our hands."
Boudreaux Wins A Bet
A Texan walked into the City Bar last weekend and started bragging that nobody could drink like Texans can and bet that if any of the Cajuns there could drink a whole case of beer in an hour or less he would pay
them $100.00. No one took him up on his offer, and in fact Boudreaux got up and walked out.
A little while later Boudreaux came back inside and asked the Texan if his offer was still good. The Texan said that it was, and he would, in fact, even pay for the beer.
Boudreaux told the bartender to line em up, and made short order of the case of beer, finishing in well less than the hour.
The totally amazed Texan held up his part of the deal and paid the $100.00. But he was a little curious and asked Boudreaux, "By the way, when I made the offer, you left. Where did you go?"
Boudreaux answered him, "I went to the other bar across the street. I had to make sure I could do it."
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux the Carpenters
Boudreaux an Thibodeaux were working on a house. Thibodeaux was nailing down siding and would reach in his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. Boudreaux kept watching
and when he couldn't stand it no more he asked, "Why you throwing away those nails?"
Thibodeaux says, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointing toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. Ifit's pointing toward the house, then I nail it in!"
Boudreaux got really upset an yelled, "You some kind of stupid! The nails pointed toward you ain't defective!
They's for the other side of the house!"
I head that one many years ago as Sven and Ollie, it was Lars thad died.. Glad to see that Lars is doing fine
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at you since the opportunity never arises. 
Please forgive me oh Grand Poohbah of Posting ,Queen Bonni
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