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post #91 of 115
I want to ammend my list...all I need now are cat like reflexes and some Tyrolia FF+17s, got the rest now thanx.
post #92 of 115
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Originally Posted by Wear The Fox Hat View Post
I know I shouldn't post this, but...



If Santa gives gifts, what does the honourary head elf give?
hee hee hee... I thought of that right after I posted it and almost edited it "head elf, er... uh... Head of the elves" But alas my schedule necessitated my un-funniness.
post #93 of 115
Courage

Skills

Patient and fun ski buddies

I'll pass on the elf. Instead, I'd like a great big gorgeous ski pro. Private lessons only, of course.
post #94 of 115
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Originally Posted by Acrophobia View Post

I'll pass on the elf. Instead, I'd like a great big gorgeous ski pro. Private lessons only, of course.
Do you need me to set you up again? You said nothing about gorgeous the last time.
post #95 of 115
I knew it! Harry really IS Santa... That explains all the skiing, for sure!
post #96 of 115
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Richie-Rich View Post
I want to ammend my list...all I need now are cat like reflexes and some Tyrolia FF+17s, got the rest now thanx.
Santa can't do the skills thing, he can arrange for the 17's, however.

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Originally Posted by Acrophobia View Post
Courage

Skills

Patient and fun ski buddies

I'll pass on the elf. Instead, I'd like a great big gorgeous ski pro. Private lessons only, of course.
Again, Santa can't give you skills, the courage thing is already inside you! (corney but true) Now then, the private lessons are acceptable...
post #97 of 115
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
I knew it! Harry really IS Santa... That explains all the skiing, for sure!
Blasphemer! You know DoWork, there is another list you can be added to and unless you live in West Virginia and like mines,,,,, you won't appreciate your stocking this year......
post #98 of 115
Don't tell me its already!
post #99 of 115
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Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
I want a Patriots cheerleader! Oh, wait... Santa already brought me one... (My gf = fourth from right, blondie and no I'm not joking)

(you can keep your elf!) So i guess I should just be happy and ask for my '09 PMGear 183s early so's I can whisper sweet nothings to 'em and dream of that first big pow-fest. I know, not very creative but what can I say- I feel like I'm lucky enough without asking for stuff to fall from the sky & don't want to jinx myself!
sheesh claimer
post #100 of 115
Since I've been such a good santa's helper, can I, pretty please, have the new Meathead DVD for Christmas?
I did say, Pretty Please!
post #101 of 115
Thread Starter 
sure , for you? and excellent use of the emoticon...
post #102 of 115
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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
sheesh claimer
what does this mean? I'm lost
post #103 of 115
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Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
what does this mean? I'm lost
Forgive my ill begotten notion but, I do believe this boast is unproven....
post #104 of 115
*sigh*... Why all the nay-sayery? I gots other pics at home on the cam and I guess I'll post one or two just to quell the potential for abuse, but no you can't have the provocative ones unless you buy the 06, 07, or 08 calendar. (08 is best if you MUST be a creepy webcrawler)

Maybe if some of y'all concentrated more on getting down with the party instead of acting like it isn't happening, you could be talking to one of her hot friends right now... Just sayin'
post #105 of 115
Once apon I time I dated a Redskinette....
post #106 of 115
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Originally Posted by Johnnys Zoo View Post
Once apon I time I dated a Redskinette....
Nice! Wouldn't that be a red-skinny tho?
post #107 of 115
I would like to receive the ultimate boot fitting and boots from any one of the fitters here at EpicSki. And then to be able to spend a few days skiing with any number of the skiers who are better than I am, and who have the patience to wait for me at the bottom.
With those two things i would be a better skier in no time.
post #108 of 115
Thread Starter 
ct skier, Santa says since yours was such a creative and good suckup post, your wish will be granted.... Welcome!
post #109 of 115
More and better days than I had last year (@36), a couple of foot plus days in the Tah, some nighttime knee deep tree skiing at B'ton (aim for the light places, not the dark places), legs to make more than 2 laps in a day on Hillmans Highway, a couple pow days at JH and GT, balls big enough (and conditions good enough) to drop Corbets again (it's been 18 years since the first/only time), a real backcountry tour (maybe Wolverine) with some people willing to take me under their wing, enough snow/ice here in the SE so I can hit the coolie on Mt. Mitchell I've been eyeing for the last 4 years, a bombproof roll before the creeking season starts, lottsa good water this spring, peace on earth, goodwill toward men, and all that other bullshit.
post #110 of 115
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Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
*sigh*... Why all the nay-sayery? I gots other pics at home on the cam and I guess I'll post one or two just to quell the potential for abuse, but no you can't have the provocative ones unless you buy the 06, 07, or 08 calendar. (08 is best if you MUST be a creepy webcrawler)

Maybe if some of y'all concentrated more on getting down with the party instead of acting like it isn't happening, you could be talking to one of her hot friends right now... Just sayin'
Santa's helper believes you!
post #111 of 115
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Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
Let's just say that I am truly thankful for my many blessings and therefore see very little use in wishing for something I didn't DoWork to earn... Proud? Of course! Who wouldn't be???

Can she ski? No, although we're both very eager for this season to start so I can teach her how. I think she'll be a natural although my pocket certainly doesn't look forward to renting equipment again... Maybe I should enlist a few divas or ladybears to help!?!
You shoulda brought her to Stowe for a Private with epic
post #112 of 115
Well, here we are, a few days away from Christmas..........
Who's been naughty?
Who's been nice?
Who's been treated well by Santa?
post #113 of 115
All of the above.
post #114 of 115
The new meatheads movie and the 183 bros are taken care of. Got a call tonight from the SO saying the Bro in law wants to know the website where he can get the mittens I want for the price he wants to pay, so that's another need checked off the list.

All of that combined with the 20in that has fallen here in the past two days, and it's shaping up to be a pretty damn good x-mass!
post #115 of 115
I just got the new Meathead movie. I'm asking Santa for an A-Star now.
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