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If you bought the PI Sensor Shorts off Chainlove...

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...or any other bike shorts with a "convenient" pocket at the leg ostensibly for money and credit cards...

DON'T put anything valuable in there.

Ask me how I know.

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...grumble going to DMV to replace license grumble grumble...

In other news:

For the love of Bob, people. If you will wear skin-tight lycra shorts, don't wear underwear. Especially don't wear light-colored lycra shorts with dark colored underwear that shows through.

Eurgh.
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Originally Posted by Acrophobia View Post
...or any other bike shorts with a "convenient" pocket at the leg ostensibly for money and credit cards...

DON'T put anything valuable in there.

Ask me how I know.

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I thought everyone knew to put it between skin and elastic leg band?

Keeps the powerbars nicely gooey too
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Originally Posted by Acrophobia View Post
...or any other bike shorts with a "convenient" pocket at the leg ostensibly for money and credit cards...

DON'T put anything valuable in there.

Ask me how I know.

:

...grumble going to DMV to replace license grumble grumble...
Bummed for you but that is sort of a known thing, unless the pocket has a closure of some kind.
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In other news:

For the love of Bob, people. If you will wear skin-tight lycra shorts, don't wear underwear. Especially don't wear light-colored lycra shorts with dark colored underwear that shows through.

Eurgh.
No, let them do it, it makes me laugh and seizes a photo opportunity!!!
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Bummed for you but that is sort of a known thing, unless the pocket has a closure of some kind.
"Known," eh? By everyone but me, apparently!

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No, let them do it, it makes me laugh and seizes a photo opportunity!!!
* Austin Powers voice *

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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"Known," eh? By everyone but me, apparently!



* Austin Powers voice *

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry, acrophobia, I will warn you next time, as for the Noooooooo!
Thanks for the laugh!

BTW, Pics?
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For the love of Bob, people. If you will wear skin-tight lycra shorts, don't wear underwear. Especially don't wear light-colored lycra shorts with dark colored underwear that shows through.

Eurgh.
Esp. don't wear the thong that's going to show through. And then do stretches - which just erases all doubt.
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Was that you!!!
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Esp. don't wear the thong that's going to show through. And then do stretches - which just erases all doubt.
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BTW, Pics?
Of unfortunate underwear? Gawd no!

The ride itself was unremarkable, just a spin along the MUP. We did go back and look, but to no avail.
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Was that you!!!
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Oh, Lord, NO!! : I was at a weekend skating clinic with the perpetrator. The instructor had us in a loosely formed group, doing some stretches before we started for the day, and I happened to be standing behind the girl. It was hard not to notice. My friend standing next to me looked at me, and the two of us started snickering.
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