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post #1 of 16
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This is a classic. A 44 Magnum for MICE!!!: : I wonder how big she thinks an elephant gun is......

Woman Shoots Herself While Trying to Kill Mice

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

POTTER VALLEY, Calif. — A Mendocino County woman who was trying to kill mice in her trailer with a gun ended up shooting herself and another person.

The 43-year-old woman pulled out her .44-caliber Magnum revolver after she saw the mice scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley, sheriff's officials said.

But she accidentally dropped the gun, which went off as it struck the floor. The bullet went through the woman's kneecap, bounced off the keys sitting on the belt loop of a 42-year-old man in the trailer and grazed the man's groin before ending up in his coin pocket.

Authorities did not release the shooting victims' names.

The mice escaped the shooting unharmed.
post #2 of 16
Note: :

This is on Foxnews ....... as in Fox "Oh my gosh a gun" .... Fox .... :

There used to be a old columnist from Chicago who was also against guns and would make up a few tales for his annual award.

One of his oft repeated versions was of the man who was awakened by an intruder and upon pulling his gun from under his pillow, fired a shot at the shadow of the intruder who was standing at the foot of his bed.

The story is told that he shot off the tip of his masculine member; he had a nocturnal erection that he mistook for the ..... shadow of the intruder.
post #3 of 16
yep, i'm calling BS as well...domestic dispute gone wrong or just plain BS...
post #4 of 16
Yuki, not sure if you meant that as a reference to me, or not. If so, how's your kneecap? (I thought you were a boy, not a woman, btw )
post #5 of 16
"scurrying across the floor of her trailer on Highway 20 in Potter Valley"

Nuff said.
post #6 of 16
Less un it was a real dubble wide now.

This could have been written better anyhoo ..

Bimbo 43 pulls .44 on her "man" of 42 .....
post #7 of 16


MYSTERIOUSLY and without warning Dirty Harry appeared in Mendocino County yesterday even though Fox News has reliable information that he was sleeping in the Big Sur area. Twarting a planned takeover of the Marijuana trade in Mendocino by a man and woman team of desperado's that were covering the marijauana scent from trained DEA canine's by using high pungent rodent DooDoo. Apparently Harry couldn't stand the smell any longer, pulled THE MOST POWERFUL HANDGUN IN THE WEST and dispatching the rodents had collateral damages to some of the other indigenous species of the area.

There were some knee jerk reactions and one other jerk off was complaining about being an innocent bystander.

The sequel will be reported as soon as our Roving Reporter finds the other Trailer Park - Tanya Harding has reportedly been sited but reporters were unable at this time to tell if she is involved. Tune in at 11.
post #8 of 16

Damned .... sounds like a second career is being launched!

Tanya! : Break out the napalm for that sweetie!
post #9 of 16
Originally Posted by Yuki View Post

Bimbo 43 pulls .44 on her "man" of 42 .....
For a chronilogical headline:

Man, 42, shot by Bimbo, 43, with .44.
45 mice cheer her on.
post #10 of 16
"Did someone call for an exterminator?"
post #11 of 16

Mice Exterminator

Thats it. If the bullet doesn't get ya the concussion will scramble your mouse brains so you exit the premises - NOW. Beats the hell out of trying to club them with Tanya's club/bat/etc.
post #12 of 16
Doesn't every family have stories like these?

2003- My pops put a hole in the laundry room floor with a .22 while shooting a fox that got in the house. My mom was more worried about the washing machine than the fox. "Don't you shoot my washing machine!"

He'll never live that one down- at least... not as soon as he'll live down the time he put the rafters on fire while "smoking-out" a family of squirrels that decided to nest. (1990) They gained access while we opened the eves to add on a screen porch. After a month of failed traps, he grabbed a sulfur-flare (the ones in your car) and just stuck it up in the rafters. 10 minutes later the fire department was in our driveway. "It wasn't close to anything flammable." "Then, how did your roof catch fire?"

Now he's building his retirement cabin and needless to say, I was a bit worried when he said a mountain lion broke into the trailer he had on the lot.
"All my guns are in storage, so I picked up a new .270 the other day."
"Uh huh... Did mom believe your excuse?"
"No. But I just explained the gap between the .22 and the 30-06 that needed to be filled. She reminded me not to shoot her washing machine."

I swear to god, it's like a fricking audio-novel when I call home on the weekends.

Last week-

"How was your week?"
"One of my contractors got out of his toyota, but forgot the emergency brake so we all watched it roll 100 yards down the mountain until side-swiped a tree, rolled over and then smacked into another tree. Nobody got hurt. We had the crane on site for the support beams, so we kind of winched it back to the road. He drove that thing home. I want a toyota now."
"Uh huh... and the mountain lion?"
"Haven't seen him. But some coyotes are growing a bit tame with us. We have to figure something out with that. You coming home for deer season?"
"God I hope so."

(no offense from story #1, fox hat.)
post #13 of 16
Yep, are they'e still in good olde Minneeeesoooolda Samurai? I don't recall any Mountain Lion problems up der. But, the approaches he takes to the problems definately bring back memories of my dad and friends' dads.

And folks wonder about the inspitation for Sven and Ollie jokes....:
post #14 of 16
Minnesota is the deer season.

And yes, Sven and Ollie jokes are well received in my family. The squirrel fire above was MN. The fox.22 was Sonoma County. They're currently building outside Tahoe where wild horses, deer, coyotes, and mountain lions are all seen quite often. Thanfully not sierra bear-propper. Those blacks are so well trained by the locals' and tourists garbage that building can be a nightmare.
post #15 of 16
Sounds like there is a need for ........... High End Shooting Lessons .......

Anyone want to do an "intervenion" ........ ??

post #16 of 16
Why Professor... whatever do you mean?
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