I need your clothes, your boots, your motorcycle und zis forum NOW!
Vell ze Primedia morons hef royally screwed us up. I mean- don't get me wrong, I love Teen Vomen but ze replacement of Podermag vith Teen mag is plain ridiculous.
How are ze Epicski Bears? Do you hef a Bears gathering zis season? If you vould be so kind as to invite some maggots maybe ve can hef some of you over at ze next Maggot Summit.
Luv und Kisses,