I’ve seen you taunting me with all those pics of your freestyle bibs, bump skis and that ancient skateboard. Are those bibs even yours? I’ll bet you bought them from loser competitors who were in dire need of beer money. You think you’re such a great bump skier, let’s meet up at Phil’s Bumphest 2009 and see who’s better. There will be plenty of Bears there so the annihilation and the victory will be well documented. Of course I’ve never competed in bump skiing before. Since you, apparently, are a seasoned veteran you’ll have to give me a six bump head start and still beat me by a large margin. Anything less will mean that you’re good at posting pics of your “memorabilia” but have nothing to back it up. Just make sure the bumps we throw down on are not too deep… or steep….or icy, I’m not so good on icy bumps.
Additionally, why don’t you bring your skate. If you know of a half pipe we can go to, I’ll kick your arse on that too!
Let’s see you put your F17s and your Alva where your pics are.