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crgildart I’m calling you out!

post #1 of 34
5/17/08 at 8:30am
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I’ve seen you taunting me with all those pics of your freestyle bibs, bump skis and that ancient skateboard. Are those bibs even yours? I’ll bet you bought them from loser competitors who were in dire need of beer money. You think you’re such a great bump skier, let’s meet up at Phil’s Bumphest 2009 and see who’s better. There will be plenty of Bears there so the annihilation and the victory will be well documented. Of course I’ve never competed in bump skiing before. Since you, apparently, are a seasoned veteran you’ll have to give me a six bump head start and still beat me by a large margin. Anything less will mean that you’re good at posting pics of your “memorabilia” but have nothing to back it up. Just make sure the bumps we throw down on are not too deep… or steep….or icy, I’m not so good on icy bumps.

Additionally, why don’t you bring your skate. If you know of a half pipe we can go to, I’ll kick your arse on that too!

Let’s see you put your F17s and your Alva where your pics are.
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post #2 of 34
5/17/08 at 8:48am
: Hoo boy!

But whats an Alva?
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post #3 of 34
5/17/08 at 9:01am
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!!!!!!!:
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post #4 of 34
5/17/08 at 9:02am
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: Hoo boy!

But whats an Alva?
It's that four wheeled contraption resting on the toe pieces.
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post #5 of 34
5/17/08 at 9:04am
D@mn, glad I haven't posted pictures of my basement or garage here. Or my trophy collections....:

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Just make sure the bumps we throw down on are not too deep… or steep….or icy, I’m not so good on icy bumps.
I'm not buying that Pinochio.
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post #6 of 34
5/17/08 at 10:02am
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Originally Posted by bumpfreaq View Post
I’ve seen you taunting me with all those pics of your freestyle bibs, bump skis and that ancient skateboard. Are those bibs even yours? I’ll bet you bought them from loser competitors who were in dire need of beer money. You think you’re such a great bump skier, let’s meet up at Phil’s Bumphest 2009 and see who’s better. There will be plenty of Bears there so the annihilation and the victory will be well documented. Of course I’ve never competed in bump skiing before. Since you, apparently, are a seasoned veteran you’ll have to give me a six bump head start and still beat me by a large margin. Anything less will mean that you’re good at posting pics of your “memorabilia” but have nothing to back it up. Just make sure the bumps we throw down on are not too deep… or steep….or icy, I’m not so good on icy bumps.

Additionally, why don’t you bring your skate. If you know of a half pipe we can go to, I’ll kick your arse on that too!

Let’s see you put your F17s and your Alva where your pics are.
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Sonny Boy, Put the pipe down;

You have no idea what a deep hole you are digging yourself . It's probably for the best that you go hide there to spare yourself the embarrassment of being in the receiving end of a thorough *** whoopin’ from someone that now resides in North Carolina.

So, I ski old school skis, bit deal. At least I’m not so ashamed of my equipment that I have to paint the top sheets. What are those anyway, Gremlins? You’ve spent thousands of dollars on equipment, professional tunings, mogul camps, and you still suck.
I found your your MA video. See below:


Just go away kid, ya bother me. Come back when you can prove you’re worthy of my time. Got NASTAR GOLD YET?:

But, if you really are serious, and stupid, this is a message for ya:

"Stay oouuuut ov my vay"

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post #7 of 34
5/17/08 at 11:18am
Can Richey Rich get in on this?

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post #8 of 34
5/17/08 at 11:26am
Lemme' check the rules in the Eff Eye Ess book?

flip, flip, filp ...

Yep, here it is unner' "F" ...

right between fool & fuel ... "fool-face helmuts" ..... are a

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post #9 of 34
5/17/08 at 11:33am
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post
Sonny Boy, Put the pipe down;

You have no idea what a deep hole you are digging yourself . It's probably for the best that you go hide there to spare yourself the embarrassment of being in the receiving end of a thorough *** whoopin’ from someone that now resides in North Carolina.

So, I ski old school skis, bit deal. At least I’m not so ashamed of my equipment that I have to paint the top sheets. What are those anyway, Gremlins? You’ve spent thousands of dollars on equipment, professional tunings, mogul camps, and you still suck.
I found your your MA video. See below:


Just go away kid, ya bother me. Come back when you can prove you’re worthy of my time. Got NASTAR GOLD YET?:

But, if you really are serious, and stupid, this is a message for ya:

"Stay oouuuut ov my vay"
Oh yeah? I'll put the pipe down after I waste your arse then I'll laugh and laugh until I cry and cry. Then I'll pick it up again

NASTAR Gold? No, I don't. Why do you ask?

North Carolina:, North Carolina Oh yeah, the hockey Mecca! I remember now:

Gremlins? Did you say Gremlins??? I'll beat you on Gremlins, Goblins, Ghouls, Goliaths or Gargantuans and that's just the Gs. Just give me that head start.

That's a lot of fine talkin' up there, and you sure do have a way with the emoticons, but what I want to know is what do you have to back it up with? I'm betting it's a severe paucity of skills. So crgildart, you can kiss my arse. Not on zis side and not on zat side, but right in zee meedle!
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post #10 of 34
5/17/08 at 1:09pm
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Just give me that head start.

You're cerainly going a need a head start, especially if you're driving <BIG YAWN>. :
If you're driving you'll probably be there just in time for BumPhest 2011

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I want to know is what do you have to back it up with? I'm betting it's a severe paucity of skills.
And by the way, I grew up in Minnesota hockey country-learned to ski there, ate Michigan wussies like you for breakfast. I watched the Dallas Stars raise the cup when I lived out that way and skied Colorado and New Mexico plenty in those days. Carolina's hockey country because they sell out their arena. The Wings are in the semis and can't sell half their tickets.: That's really emberassing cause they probably are the most talented team this season
I'll be pulling for the Lakers-also with old ties to Minnesota:- when they crush the Pistons :if the Pistons actually make it to the finals:.

So make fun of my USSA bibs all you like-they really are mine: Jelous?. I haven't seen anything but touron photos posted from the likes of you.

Unless you're better than these losers: you oughtta just withdraw your challange.
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post #11 of 34
5/17/08 at 3:34pm
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

You're cerainly going a need a head start, especially if you're driving <BIG YAWN>. :
If you're driving you'll probably be there just in time for BumPhest 2011
I see you've got your hopes set on me not showing up. Don't worry my friend, I'll be there with painted skis on:

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Carolina's hockey country because they sell out their arena. The Wings are in the semis and can't sell half their tickets.
If you wanna talk sold out arenas, how about the Palace? Two hundred and twenty six consecutive sellouts and counting
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I'll be pulling for the Lakers-also with old ties to Minnesota:- when they crush the Pistons :if the Pistons actually make it to the finals:.
When the Pistons get to the finals I'm sure they won't have any trouble with the Rapists.....er... Lakers. Any sane person from Minnesota would have to be thanking their lucky (North)stars that lowly team left.

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So make fun of my USSA bibs all you like-they really are mine: Jelous?. I haven't seen anything but touron photos posted from the likes of you.
You sure are proud of your precious bibs. After our grudge match you'll want to burn 'em:

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Unless you're better than these losers: you oughtta just withdraw your challange.
Better than those 'losers'? Hardly. In fact, quite the opposite. I never said I was any good..... just better than youThe challenge is in tact.
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post #12 of 34
5/17/08 at 4:03pm
a bunch of wanna be players.
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post #13 of 34
5/17/08 at 5:05pm
F that, I wish the North Stars were still in MN, not that the Wild are bad. Hockey in Texas WTF?
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post #14 of 34
5/17/08 at 5:25pm
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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
a bunch of wanna be players.
Oh, you want some of this too?:

Remember, like another NC transplant that started his trade in Minnesota says....

"To BE the man, you've gotta beat THE man"
:<"WOOOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOooo!!!!"
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post #15 of 34
5/17/08 at 5:30pm
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F that, I wish the North Stars were still in MN, not that the Wild are bad. Hockey in Texas WTF?
I think I might still have an old, beat up "North Stars" Campbell Conference Champions T-shirt from the last year they made it to the cup finals with Casey in goal

The North Stars moved to Dallas cause it was part of the Vikes - Cowboys Hershell Walker deal, Texas got the Stars too:
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post #16 of 34
5/17/08 at 5:33pm
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post #17 of 34
5/18/08 at 6:06am
Hey freaq, got any yarballs?

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post #18 of 34
5/18/08 at 8:07am
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Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
a bunch of wanna be players.
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post
Oh, you want some of this too?:

Remember, like another NC transplant that started his trade in Minnesota says....

"To BE the man, you've gotta beat THE man"
:<"WOOOOOOooooOOOOoooOOOooo!!!!"
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post #19 of 34
5/18/08 at 8:11am
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cr, you're gonna have to come with a bolshy more horrorshow example of some complex slovos if you and your chellovecks are to confuse the freaq and his vecks. We'll see who gives whom the old ultraviolence.

Great bolshy yarblockos to you!
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post #20 of 34
5/18/08 at 8:15am
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Additionally,

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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post #21 of 34
5/18/08 at 9:14am
I call FOUL! Please keep your personal attacks directed towards said individual.:Thank-You.
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post #22 of 34
5/18/08 at 9:50am
[quote=Trekchick;909444][/cwear yeller



I see you added off axis to your helis
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post #23 of 34
5/18/08 at 10:13am
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Originally Posted by bumpfreaq View Post
Additionally,

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
"Hey Little Rookie, do you know wht I had for breakfast? I had Sunny side up, unt I had Sunny side down, unt I had Sunny all zee vay alround!"

You can't even taunt a good game. fEast your eyes on my illustrious acolades.
The Utterly Shameless Show Us Your Trophies and Insignia Thread
I've already got them and you don't!

"Walk away, just ignore them"

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post #24 of 34
5/18/08 at 10:41am
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I call FOWL! Please keep your personal attacks directed towards said individual.:Thank-You.
Fixed it for ya.

Trechick-en has now grounds to point feathers after rolling over cornices.
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post #25 of 34
5/18/08 at 11:12am
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Wait a minute crgildart. Perhaps I've been wrong to blindly follow the traditions set forth by other Bears. Maybe we Bears should look more to what we share that what we don't. Maybe I should recognize that you like skiing and I like skiing, you like bumps and I like bumps, you like A Clockwork Orange and I like a Clockwork Orange, you like Python's Grail and I like Python's Grail. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age where all Bears get along and learn to have an even better time just from being in each others' presence, an age where challenges are always friendly.



Naaaaaahhh!
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post #26 of 34
5/18/08 at 4:21pm
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Originally Posted by bumpfreaq View Post
Wait a minute crgildart. Perhaps I've been wrong to blindly follow the traditions set forth by other Bears. Maybe we Bears should look more to what we share that what we don't. Maybe I should recognize that you like skiing and I like skiing, you like bumps and I like bumps, you like A Clockwork Orange and I like a Clockwork Orange, you like Python's Grail and I like Python's Grail. Perhaps I could lead the way to a new age, an age where all Bears get along and learn to have an even better time just from being in each others' presence, an age where challenges are always friendly.



Naaaaaahhh!
No music while skiing, Marker bindings RULE, Helmets suck...


And P. S. Horay for moving NASTAR to Steamboat
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post #27 of 34
7/31/09 at 1:57pm
 Some threads just need to be revisited!

Bump!
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post #28 of 34
8/2/09 at 5:32am
I thought we settled this at Blue Knob last February
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post #29 of 34
8/2/09 at 5:42am
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post

I thought we settled this at Blue Knob last February
Nah, nothing was settled at BK.  I ripped up Extrovert several times but I think you were in the lodge


Edited by bumpfreaq - 8/3/2009 at 12:57 am GMT
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post #30 of 34
8/2/09 at 9:10pm
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Originally Posted by bumpfreaq View Post



Nah, nothing was settled at BK.  I ripped up Extrovert several times but I think you were in the lodge


Edited by bumpfreaq - 8/3/2009 at 12:57 am GMT

Maybe ripped up your pants?  The only time I saw you on ExtroDirt you DQ'd and were retrieving your yard sale merchandise.




BPA and Phil ripped it up pretty well.








I only fell on it when no other Bears were around.
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