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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers. They panhandle in different areas of town. Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects 2 to 3 dollars every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos says to Jose, 'I work just as long and hard as you do but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?'

Jose says, 'Look at your sign, what does it say?'

Carlos reads his sign. 'I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.'

Jose says, 'No wonder you only get 2-3 dollars a day.'

Carlos asks, 'So what does your sign say?'

Jose shows Carlos his sign. It reads, 'I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico.'