Packaging Engineer. If I hear one gift wrapping comment, you die. I design the bottles, boxes, cans, jars, tubes, bags and juice boxes that you throw away everyday without thinking twice about it. Or you complain to me that something is a pain to open, usually something in an unrelated field. Or you complain that I am ruining the environment (I work for a very environmentaly friendly company). Usually I just look at epicski and get paid until I can be in the mounains, actually skiing! See ya on the slopes!