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A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'


The German doctor replied, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'


Then the British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'


And finally a Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'
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These surgeons were at a convention in the hotel bar swapping stories of extreme cases:

First surgeon says I took a man that had his hand crushed in a printing press and now he is a concert pianist

Second surgeon says I had a little girl whose legs were crushed by a forklift and she is now an olympic gold medal figure skater.

The third surgeon says I had a guy that was app hopped up on Jack daniels and cocaine and rode his horse head on into a train. All I had to work with was a cowboy hat and a horse's a55.

Guess what he ended up doing...
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