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Where do we come from?

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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.'
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.
The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?' The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it's very simple: I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.'
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Little girl walks into the kitchen and asks her mother "Where did I come from?"

Mom had been dreading this day for years, but had resolved never to dodge the question, and to deal with it as fully and appropriately as she could. So, she got out the milk and cookies, and sat down with her daughter for 'the talk'. Twenty minutes later, after an 'age appropriate' discussion about men and women, sperm and eggs, menstruation and pregnancy, she felt pretty good about herself, and how she had dealt with it.

At the end she asked her daughter "do you have any questions right now?"

Daughter says "I still want to know where I came from. Sally says she's from Pittsburgh!"
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