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New Drugs for Women

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FDA just approved the following........



DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge
to flip off other drivers.

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration,
and credit limit of spending spree.


JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share
their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.
post #2 of 9
Now I know why Pharma is so profitable. All of these would sell, I can see the advertisements being well received.

Michael
post #3 of 9
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Originally Posted by Mr. Vertical View Post
NAGAMENT
When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

Memories of Super Bowl:

post #4 of 9
Last week on SNL they did a spoof ad for a pharmaceutical product (An-you-all) that limited a woman's reproductive cycle to one period per year. They played this serene music with scenes of playing at the beach, and all that. Then they segue'd to that "once a year" PMS with horror movie slasher music and women running around with hatchets and big brawl scenes. I don't see it on Youtube yet, but it will certanly end up there in re runs.
post #5 of 9
Just received this from my wife:

Subject: Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago.......

there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.

But this was a long time ago.......

and it was just that one day.

The end.
post #6 of 9
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Originally Posted by crgildart View Post
Last week on SNL they did a spoof ad for a pharmaceutical product (An-you-all) that limited a woman's reproductive cycle to one period per year. They played this serene music with scenes of playing at the beach, and all that. Then they segue'd to that "once a year" PMS with horror movie slasher music and women running around with hatchets and big brawl scenes. I don't see it on Youtube yet, but it will certanly end up there in re runs.
Here it is: Annuale
post #7 of 9
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Originally Posted by Alpinord View Post
Here it is: Annuale
Yup, thanks!
post #8 of 9
Kinda' makes me wanna' take ..... "Enditall"

post #9 of 9
this is fargin hilarious
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