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After 25 years of marriage, a man took a long look at his wife and said:

"Honey, 25 years ago we had nothing -- we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black-and-white TV. Despite that, I got to sleep every night with a hot, 25-year-old blond."

She nodded, uncertain where he was going with this. The husband continued:

"Today we have an $800,000 home, a $40,000 car, an expensive king-sized bed and a plasma flat-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. Something isn't right. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

The wife, a very reasonable woman, replied:

"If you want to go out and find yourself a hot, 25-year-year old blond, I'll be more than happy to make sure that you are once again living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch, black-and-white TV."