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|Originally posted by ryan:
Hell, I do it with my girlfriend. Since we men are known to crave variety, I just wrap her up in this life-size cut-out i have of Rosanne Barr and we go out. I cut a hole wear the mouth is so she can still talk and suck back the alcohol. and breathe. and she doesn't seem to mind. Sometimes her sister comes along dressed up as Rosie O'Donnell.
and i'm getting used to the brad pitt cut-out she makes ME wear. The leather teddy itches, though.
compromise, baby. ain't a thing like it.