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When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $20 million. "

Impressed, the woman went home with him and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion.
I kept staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink,
as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes", I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend.
I understand she started drinking right after we split up
those many years ago. I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife. "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"