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Muslim wedding

post #1 of 6
Thread Starter 
This is from my dad who lives in Egypt btw.

Although there may be a "Mormon" version of this too

An arab couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with
their Mullah for counselling. The Mullah asks if they have any last
questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, "We realise its tradition in Islam for men to dance with
men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd
like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always
dance separately."
"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Allaho Akbar! (GOD is great) Sex is OK
within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man?
"Allaho Akbar! Mafi Mushkila (no problem)," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.
"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allaho Akbar. Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure! Sure! Allaho Akbar!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes! Allaho Akbar!"
"Can I do it with all my four wives, together on rubber sheets, with a
bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of
honey and a porno video?"
"By all means...you may indeed. Allaho Akbar!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! NO WAY!!!" thunders the Mullah.
"But why not?" asks Ahmed.
"Because that could lead to dancing!"

post #2 of 6
You silly Muslim's .... you ..

Better watch it, that can get ya' killed.

Fatwah time for using the name of Allah in a joke.

Do you live on the edge, cheating death every day?
post #3 of 6
Thread Starter 
actually he got it from another friend who is Egyptian. There are moderates in the world over there too. Not everyone is a crazy! (figured you were just kidding anyway
post #4 of 6
So ........ The Rabbi, Priest & Mullah walk into this bar.

The Priest says to the bartender "Do you serve lawyers in .... "

post #5 of 6
The bartender says, "Yes. Would you like them fried or poached?"
post #6 of 6
So a thief, a drunk, and a pedophile walk into a bar....and that was just the priest!!!
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