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Morning Sex

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She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
His eyes lit up and he thought,

'This is my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her
And then gave it his all;
Right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

And returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

'What was that all about?'
She explained,
'The egg timer's broken.'
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An egg timer can go up to 1 hour
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Originally Posted by GrooK View Post
An egg timer can go up to 1 hour

I didn't realsie they were that short in America...
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