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Guys!! Check your calendars!!!

post #1 of 11
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Well I just screwed up (again) and am paying dearly for it (seriously), 'cause I forgot to check 'The Calendar' :



(You can thank me later.....if you can find me buried in the backyard....or cowering in the dog house, very afraid.)
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Wow, someone hit the nail on the head with that one.

Stay safe Terry. I suggest a box of chocolate's, maybe a dozen roses.
post #3 of 11
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The pragmatic guy that I am, I just ordered her yet another Icebreaker merino wool top.......whew!! (Safe for the moment.)
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DOUBLE JEOPARDY! You got to be kidding......
post #5 of 11
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Moi??
post #6 of 11
You know, wives have been known to join up on Epic from time to time. I hope she doesn't know your screen name! My wife joined up just so she could send me a PM (something to the effect of "get off the computer and take me out to dinner dipshit").
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"get off the computer and take me out to dinner dipshit").
Quit giving 'em ideas, eh? :
post #8 of 11
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My wife is an expert at coming up with 'ideas' for going out.

The best one: "Sweetie, the girls and I ARE GOING to Antiqua." :

(She loved the video though... and it took the edge off.)
post #9 of 11
Yeah right....

More like:

"You look lovely sweety"

"Oh, thank you"

"Would you like a cup of tea?"

"Yes please"

"OK then - and some chocolate?"

"You BASTARD!!! WHO IS SHE!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO NICE!!! I HATE YOU!!! NOW WHERE'S MY BLOODY TEA!!!"

.... followed by 20 minutes of silence/sobbing/hysteria (delete as applicable).
post #10 of 11
Hopefully Hillary is already going through menopause!

OOPS! Wrong forum! Sorry!
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Hopefully
We almost had you down for desaparecida.
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