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post #1 of 38
Thread Starter 
Okay so ya know before the lesson begins that the nice girl with the big smile and and bedroom eyes is after a "holiday romance".

Fine, its been a while and she is very cute and super friendly. So after class its off to the bar for some chit chat, dinner and if you are calm and relaxed one thing leads to another, lips meet and bodies come together. She is off in the morning back to "real life". No strings attached and fun for all.

BUT why do they always have to say

"I bet you do this all the time".

What do you say in reply when the mind is saying "Bloody hell I wish" and the body is saying "MORE" ?

Oz [img]smile.gif[/img]

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 24, 2002 12:36 PM: Message edited 1 time, by man from oz ]</font>
post #2 of 38
"Sure I do"
post #3 of 38
Easy call, you just reply "NOOOOO" : This way you dont lie, she believes you do, and you act like a true gentleman Your casanova reputation is boosted which in turn will bring you more bed room adventures

tdk
post #4 of 38
Possible answers ....

1. "Only 97% of the time"

2. "Of course not" while adding one to the many marks on the bed post

3. "I don't do it every night ........., Thurdays are special. I always meet the lads down at the golf club on Thursday nights"

DB
post #5 of 38
"Well, as a matter of fact, miss, I do. But normally I charge for this type of service. However, you were so cute I decided to do this one for free."
post #6 of 38
How about: I hope you're not into Harold Harb's method of keeping your legs locked together...


S
post #7 of 38
Id reply to the effect that she dosent seem to be too new to it either :
post #8 of 38
OZ! Nice going. Make sure that your clients leave with a smile, eh?

Ya should have told her that you know someone in Portland that you want her to go to for some "advanced" lessons.
post #9 of 38
You start posting stuff like this and the next thing you know there will be a five page debate over in the technique section.
post #10 of 38
Maybe we could get some of the female bears to reply - I mean what is the correct answer girls?

(after all, we are men, and real men don't have a clue about women!)

S
post #11 of 38
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wear the fox hat ?:
Maybe we could get some of the female bears to reply - I mean what is the correct answer girls?

(after all, we are men, and real men don't have a clue about women!)

S
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

mate....you really don't have a clue do you...its simple.....there is no correct answer.

Oz - way to go !!! I'm sure you made your country proud.
post #12 of 38
(sarcasm font)
Thanks for the help, Jane
(/sarcasm font)

That was about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

So, here are my thoughts:
1. Tell her the TRUTH, with something like:
a) Yes, it happens all the time, that's why I'm always so tired in the line up.
b) Yes, so you can be tonight, but I'm booked the rest of the week.
c) No, it rarely happens, on my salary I can't afford the viagra
d) Any oportunity I get, pulse optional

2. Lie, try one of the following:
a) Yes, it happens all the time, that's why I'm always so tired in the line up.
b) Yes, so you can be tonight, but I'm booked the rest of the week.
c) No, it rarely happens, on my salary I can't afford the viagra
d) I only sleep with the rich ones


S
post #13 of 38
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jane:

Oz - way to go !!! I'm sure you made your country proud.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That probably wasn't the only thing standing pround.

Observation: 'Man from Oz' lets another student go home with a smile on her face.

Verdict: It wasn't the skis

DB
post #14 of 38
Your response...

1.
"well I try, but your the first one that's fallen for it."

2.
"well yes, but it is much better with a partner."

3.
"Fantasies are tough to beat."

4.
"do what?"

5.
"and you don't?"
post #15 of 38
Why would you even care?
post #16 of 38
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by man from oz:
BUT why do they always have to say

"I bet you do this all the time".

What do you say in reply when the mind is saying "Bloody hell I wish" and the body is saying "MORE" ?

Oz [img]smile.gif[/img]
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I do.

I don't but I just couldn't resist *you*

I used to, untill the GF found out.

I used to, but I was getting too many STD's.

I used to, but I got beat up by pissed off hubby's too many times.

My second job is fullfulling the ski instructor fantansy..
or,

don't answer it. She doen'st really want the answer. Just distract her in the way you were doing...

Irulan.
post #17 of 38
By saying "I bet you do this all the time" she's implying that she doesn't--which is a load of crap. The correct reply is " yeah, yeah don't let the door hit you in the ass" She'll be back if you're worth a damn in the sack. Happy trails.
post #18 of 38
since when men in oz are so subtle that they are showing off under the pretext of asking questions which are colateral to the real point they are trying to make: "HOW TOUGH I AM, I GET TO SCR_W STUDENT GILRS EVERYDAY, NAILING THEM ON THE SLOPES" : :
post #19 of 38
Good point, Danone. I think he just wants to be ready with the best answer to get her in the sack, should the opportunity ever arise...

S
post #20 of 38
Boys, boys, what a lot of hot air over a quick shag!


:
post #21 of 38
scotski,
Much as your input is appreciated, it still hasn't resolved Oz's dilemma, that is, what should he say, if the opportunity ever occured.

So, I ask you, if you were in Oz's group and said that to him, what would the best reply be, in your opinion?


S
post #22 of 38
Why not "Bloody hell, I wish!", followed by "More!"?

You see, this really isn't remotely challenging after all.

Now, get on with it boys!

:
post #23 of 38
Perhaps you should tell her that you normally bat for the other side. That way she might feel really special and you have a get out clause if she gets clingy and starts stalking you all over the mountain. :

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 26, 2002 09:30 AM: Message edited 1 time, by dabickley ]</font>
post #24 of 38
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 26, 2002 09:10 AM: Message edited 1 time, by dabickley ]</font>
post #25 of 38
<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Danone:
since when men in oz are so subtle that they are showing off under the pretext of asking questions which are colateral to the real point they are trying to make: "HOW TOUGH I AM, I GET TO SCR_W STUDENT GILRS EVERYDAY, NAILING THEM ON THE SLOPES" : :<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You're just jealous because he slept with a girl who doesn't braid her armpit hair.

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 26, 2002 09:51 AM: Message edited 1 time, by irul&ublo ]</font>
post #26 of 38
another female point of view

We like to get value for our money,she gets a lesson with some free sex thrown in.

As for your reply, no doubt she wanted you to make her feel special, and that she was not just another ski instructor conquest. To get 'more', you need to reply something like, 'Of course not, but you were just so irresistable, gorgeous, blah, blah....'
post #27 of 38
Thread Starter 
Some funny answers and some revealing ones as well.

The only answer I come up with is to just say "Thank You". Seems to work okay.

Hey as ScotSki says it is not a big deal and kind of flattering to be chosen for the "holiday romance" knowing the male\female ratio of ski resorts.

A deeper question may be "why do they ask". I mean they basically set the whole thing up and then seem to have this little guilt thing afterwards. It is very sweet.

Women .... never a dull moment!

Oz [img]smile.gif[/img]

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ February 26, 2002 04:27 PM: Message edited 1 time, by man from oz ]</font>
post #28 of 38
Hey Sugar,
Who's that in the photo with you?

S
post #29 of 38
Sugar,
He may have claimed to be me, maybe just so he could have his wicked way with you, but that ain't the fox. My fur isn't black/brown, and why would I be near your neck when your luscious lips were beckoning me?


S
post #30 of 38
The problem is, the question should not have been asked in the first place! There is a neediness and a need for self affirmation that is somewhat whiny and pathetic!

I don't sleep with my instructors, but I understand the mystique. No offense, but its not completely about you, its about a woman finding her own sense of freedom and liberation from fear. You simply become the symbol of that. Her intoxication and exhiliration gets transferred into infatuation.

Perhaps one of your groupies can take care of you while you are healing! Hope you get better soon!

Remember, Just call her Angel, in the morning.....

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ March 08, 2002 07:00 AM: Message edited 1 time, by Lisamarie ]</font>
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