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The other stall

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"
And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over?"
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
"No.......I'm a little busy right now!!!"
Then I hear the person say
"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions
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Being from NJ, BillA will know of the rest area I'm talking about on the Garden State Parkway since I think it was one of our former Governor's haunts. This was when cell phones were just starting to catch on in like the early 90's ...

I was on duty late and my boss starts paging me like mad to call him at home so I stopped at the phone bank along side the parking spots. Every time I went to grab a phone, it would ring and there would be some guy offering sex acts ... reach for another phone and it rings just as my hand hits it and it's another guy. It took me a minute to catch on (I'm slow on the uptake sometimes), that guys are in their cars and have the thing on speed dial. My pager is squeeling like a stuck pig and I'm getting piszed so when I figure it out ... I turned toward that row of cars and flashed tin and screamed that the next mo-fo that touches a phone is going in. Got my call through and my boss is drunk as hell and just wanted to say hello and how am I? ... at like midnight .. he wants to say hi ... actually, that's how they kept tabs on you at night but what the hell right?

Few months later I sitting in the can at the first rest stop on my way to VT on the NY Thruway .... and from the stall next to me I hear the same thing .... "How are you?" .... "Hey, you ok" .... and I'm just thinking ... why me Lord? ... I don't need this BS and I was just thinking of something nasty to say to shut this guy up when I hear ... "Tell Mom I'm running late and won't make dinner" .....
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I have no personal knowledge of said rest stop but I do know of it.

You have had a most interesting life yuki. Ever consider writing a book? Yuki's excellent adventure, ya just can't make this stuff up.
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BillA encourages a fool ..

Ok ... one more wacky day in the life of Yuki .. another NJ "weird sex" story! :

In about 1980 I lived in a town in Hunterdon (rural county seat), rented an apartment above a very old guy for very little money. Back then locking your doors was not someting to lose sleep over.

When I came home I opened the door to my apartment and smelled strong cigar smoke. My first wife was odd, but she didn't smoke cigars, so up I went not knowing what I'd find.

The cigar smoker was sitting on my living room couch, I'd never seen this person before. Hmmmmmm?

The person is around the 300 pound mark and is wearing a nice Scotch plaid skirt with a matching "Tam-O'-Shanter", white frilly blouse, bright red lipstick and rouge and has a hell of a "five o' clock shadow" .. yer' basic face of stubble.

Now for some reason, my "threat intruder light" is not going on so I'm a bit on the offensive, thinking that I may have to take this person down, but not quite threatned ... more curious.

"She" gets up and extends a hand .... "Hello, I guess you know me, I'm Paula Grossman" .... well the name had a ring to it and then it hit me .... Paula, used to be Paul and was a music teacher in a local high school who had the first sex change in the state. Went away as Paul and returned to teach as Paula ... suspended and a big court battle.

So, I put us on a pot of coffee and while we waited for Paula's Uncle to come home (the landlord), I listened to a rant about how ... Renee Richards gets all of the press now ... Renee was a man who had a sex change to play womens pro tennis.

Pretty odd feeling sitting there talking to a woman who could have used a fresh shave ... and puffing on this huge cigar ...
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