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At the mall food court the other day, I saw this kid with spiked hair dyed in all different colors – green, red, orange, and blue. This older guy seated at the next table just stared at him. Every time the kid looked at the old guy, the guy was staring at him. The kid must have had enough of the staring, and he said to the old guy, in a really sarcastic tone, “What’s the matter, old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

The old guy didn’t bat an eye. He answered, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."