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Skier/Rider Traffic Control Cell Software Warning Tracking System

post #1 of 5
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Reading about the 80 YOM sueing the 8 year old I came up with the solution. This new idea will be copyrighted right here on EpicSki so nobody can get the patent.

I named it the Skier/Rider Traffic Control Cell Software Warning Tracking System (SRTCCSWTS) . H'mm the name needs work because you can't pronounce the acronym.

Anyway, skiers/riders will be warned before impact, what direction the skier or rider is coming from, speed, weight, sex, and one planks or tow planks on their feet. If you are the uphill skier/rider it will tell you "HEY you are about to hit an 80 YOM skier at 42.4 mph please make an immediate right turn and slow down the hell down. Stuff like that.

The best part is the insurance companies will have a log of who hit who and the events leading up to the accident.

This technology uses simple cell phone GPS like electronic devices that all skiers and riders will be given when they get a ticket. Everyone will be required to wear their skier/rider locater big brother device. Using the chairlifts to poach closed trails will be the thing of the past. Any poaching will be immediately calculated and you will not be allowed on the lifts once you skied a closed trail.

Best part is you can personalize it. If you are a skier and don't want any snowboarders within a 25 foot radius, it will tell riders that the skier you approaching at your 5 does not want any riders near their space. Ok maybe this part is going too far and Jake Burton would object.

Now for the really great part. Matchmaker software can be added to meet and ride up the lift with other potential matches that are in the match maker lift line.

Wow this could be the start of a whole new industry. :

You heard it here first at EpicSki.
post #2 of 5

It's fine the way it is.

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Originally Posted by catskills View Post
I named it the Skier/Rider Traffic Control Cell Software Warning Tracking System (SRTCCSWTS) . H'mm the name needs work because you can't pronounce the acronym.
Sure you can.

"Sor-TAK-uh-switz."

It's catchy.

LOL.
post #3 of 5
call it DART
Dumb Ass Responsibility Trigger or Tracker
post #4 of 5
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Originally Posted by AnitSuperEgo View Post
call it DART
Dumb Ass Responsibility Trigger or Tracker
I like it. DARTS it is. The scary thing is that about 30 years from now this will all be a reality. Hey wait a minute. Thirty years from now I will be 80 years old and will be skiing for free.
post #5 of 5
I think a catchy name would be"


Skier High Intensity Traffic - CON


so

keepin' it short and sweet

SH-T-CON
CANT BE BEAT!
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