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Lets start with some obvious ones...


"Skiing is a contact sport" by Paul Jones


"Ski construction, as long as it's metal" by Volantaddict
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"All boots ARE created equal" - by MoronEdge
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"How to keep your dignity in the bumps" by VirginClutch
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Communication Breakdown...SSH
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Lets start with some obvious ones...


"Skiing is a contact sport" by Paul Jones
If it is so obvious, why wasn't I warned in advance!!!
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"Use your HEAD and ski with a full-face"
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"The One Tip Guaranteed to help you Lose your Stem" By VirginClutch
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"The One Tip Guaranteed to help you Lose your Stem" By VirginClutch

Cheese, girl, getting a little risque there with the new name and all aren't you?
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Cheese, girl, getting a little risque there with the new name and all aren't you?
I didn't change it, but I'll change it back after I let the prankster have his fun for the day.
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One Ski, All Conditions....by HelluvaSkier
post #11 of 23
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"Skiing is a contact sport" by Paul Jones
How about "Don't Scare the Bears", "On The Right - No Longer"
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Too much time to type...Not enough time to ski
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One Hundred Years of Solid 'Tude:
Skiing the American Way, From Hemingway to Bode
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Guaranteed NYPost Bestseller

My History As A Ski Racer: The Legend of Bib #11
By Richie-Rich

Hardcovered, of course. The book is full of blank pages, but it does come with a real nice box of Crayolas for you to create your own scenes. But wait! If you are one of the first 200 people to purchase this Special Purchase Item you'll get Free, yes, free, at no cost, a genuine Richie-Rich bobblehead doll, wearing his patented "Fool-Face-Helmet."

Rave reviews -- or is that reviews from the Rave....

Ski Racing Magazine has reviewed this book.....
"A must buy!! Better than kindling." :

"Richie stands out as a legend in his own mind".... Frans Clammer

"This book helped us a lot. We used it to chock our truck to change a tire the other day. Very good indeed"..... Daryl Miller, Bode Miller's other brother Daryl's brother.

Sorry guys. I've been lurking on here for a long time, but i just couldn't resist this one.
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That is possibly the best first post I have seen in a looooooooong time.
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That is possibly the best first post I have seen in a looooooooong time.
+1

Strong opening post.
post #17 of 23
"The Pow Te Ching" by Pow Tzu

"That post you just replied to... I deleted it" By Tromano
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Originally Posted by cwebster4 View Post
My History As A Ski Racer: The Legend of Bib #11
By Richie-Rich

Hardcovered, of course. The book is full of blank pages, but it does come with a real nice box of Crayolas for you to create your own scenes. But wait! If you are one of the first 200 people to purchase this Special Purchase Item you'll get Free, yes, free, at no cost, a genuine Richie-Rich bobblehead doll, wearing his patented "Fool-Face-Helmet."

Rave reviews -- or is that reviews from the Rave....

Ski Racing Magazine has reviewed this book.....
"A must buy!! Better than kindling." :

"Richie stands out as a legend in his own mind".... Frans Clammer

"This book helped us a lot. We used it to chock our truck to change a tire the other day. Very good indeed"..... Daryl Miller, Bode Miller's other brother Daryl's brother.

Sorry guys. I've been lurking on here for a long time, but i just couldn't resist this one.

Yuki is that you? He's gonna love this one.

Ill give it to you....pretty funny.

I think I can make some money!
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"How to make your first post count" by cwebster4
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Life & Times of a Has Been Class Clown

by

Yuki



Don't worry about ol' Yuki, I'm planning a come back ...

I'll have em' rolling in the aisles and spitting on their screens in no time.

As soon as that damned writers strike is over, it's killin me, killin me I tell ya'

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Life & Times of a Has Been Class Clown

by

Yuki



Don't worry about ol' Yuki, I'm planning a come back ...

I'll have em' rolling in the aisles and spitting on their screens in no time.

As soon as that damned writers strike is over, it's killin me, killin me I tell ya'

:
You have to have been somewhere before you can come back.
post #22 of 23
Guess you mean .. dont dump the side gig at ..

The Epic House of Worship and Drive Thru Ski Waxing

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