If you just wanted to piss someone off here, what would you say? Philpug, you have a tiny quiver? RichieRich, Head skis are for girls? Trek, Lower Peninsula Rules? Anyone?
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12/16/07 at 9:45am
I have been here since day one so I have seen a lot of water go under the bridge.
Number 1: "Real skiers only ski one right way, my way and everything else is just a waste of time"
Number 2: "I ski all the time at 50-70mph on the groomers"
Number 3: "I duck ropes all the time to ski the best freshies"
Number 4: "Hucking big air takes sheer talent in overall skiing techniques"
Number 5: "The best skiers on the mountain are always racers" or "The best skiers on the mountain are mogul junkies"
Number 6: "Real men ski skinny skis in powder and crud. Not these new fat skis"
Number 7: "Anyone not wearing duck tape is a gapper." X brand of skis are gapper skis" "Gear whores are all gappers".
Number 8: "ESA is a big rip off and waste of money and time"
Number 9: "You must be a complete idiot"
There are many more but these are all guaranteed.
Or point out that someone has used the possessive "its", in lieu of the contraction "it's".