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Dearborn Michigan cop thinks he's dead from smoking weed

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When the news reporters can't keep a straight face, you know truth is funnier than fiction.
post #3 of 15
really really really really slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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The cop should be fired for being just plain stupid.
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Look .... this is one guy I really, really feel sorry for.

Here is a guy who has lived straight arrow all his freakin life and he decides to see what this "weed thing" is all about.

Now, he probably doesn't smoke so he figures ... what the heck, I'll make brownies, since he has seen the training videos and stuff.

Now had he got this "weed thing" out of the way before he joined a department ... it wouldn't have been a problem since you don't get DQ'd for having tried weed.

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If they used Reefer Madness as a training film, he'd have known what it was really like being stoned......right?
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The "Reefer Madness" thinko f the earlie

We have vanilla ice cream a whole quard of it come to think of it.

Thanks for remminding me.

and it's extra better if you swirl it arond and get it kinda' gooey like soft ice cream.
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You just gave me the munchies by osmosis.
post #9 of 15
That was absolutely priceless.
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Why does the Brewer & Shipley ..... "One Toke Over The Line" .... keep going through my head?

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: this popcorn is good but it needs more butter!!!!
post #11 of 15
I think I got a little sympathy stoned watching that
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Ye olde contact high, eh?
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A friend of mine sort of freaked out like that when he tried weed. But he smoked it. I don't get high from eating marijuana. Is it just me?
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Originally Posted by telerod15 View Post
A friend of mine sort of freaked out like that when he tried weed. But he smoked it. I don't get high from eating marijuana. Is it just me?
No not just you. However, I get super stupid paranoid like the guy in this clip whether I eat it or smoke it, ergo I just don't do it. But unlike the dude in the clip, I was lucky enough to figure that out before I was old enough for it to lose me a job. I feel kind of bad for the guy because the stories I read made it sound like his wife is a pill popper who scammed him into this, and obviously she took his balls away so he couldn't tell her no.
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Yeah, my friend was an adult with little inclination to use drugs but he just tried it to see how it was. He complained about heart palpatations and had to lie down on the couch, panicky, but he rode it out without calling an ambulance.
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