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Christmas golf...

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Phil Pug, BillA, Cirquerider and T-squared were playing their weekly game of golf, and Cirque remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.
They all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf course.
Phil says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Bill says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

T-squared says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to Cirque who is staring at them like they've lost their minds.

"I can't believe you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning for either sex or golf ‘.
And she said ... "Take a sweater."
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Old joke, nice twist. Thanks for the grins this morning!
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