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Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very
faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she
would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing
a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She
was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did
their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his
normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he
phoned the other husband and said, "These girl nights out have got to
stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card
stuck to her ass that said..... From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you!"
post #2 of 2
From another one of 'the girls':

The other night, I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I
told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit blitzed, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wakeup, I
cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed),
in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told
him Midnight. He didn't seem disturbed at all. Whew!
Got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock"
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed
three times, then said, "Oh. crap.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more,
and then tripped over the dog and farted.
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