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This probably belongs in the bad joke file, but:

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes.


That's not right
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?
Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man
Dum Fuk

Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table
Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here
Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet
Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week
Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive
Yu Stin Ki Pu

Fa Kin Su Pa
post #2 of 5
I can add to that, I have chinese mountain menu

sum sic air- so sic it make you hurt

chin deep pow- served fresh

rip sum bumps- fried thighs

hot tub soap-with miso ho-nee

sno cat chicken- its not chicken

tuk sum run- chinese downhill special

bang mei chin- served on a sheet of ice

sno plow chicken- bite sized wedges

sum yung chik- a single line delight

cho kin it- bum bai smothered in chin deep pow

suc sum lung- burns all the way down

meino jum ping- chicken served w/out nuts

won long run- delious from top to bottom

won hung lo- with super size szechuan meatball

be kum vegatable- mash noodle surprise, helmot not included
post #3 of 5
The chef at the ski area restaurant...Lau See Chow
post #4 of 5
How often on the menu do you see ....

Cream of Sum Yung Guy ...
post #5 of 5
Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
How often on the menu do you see ....

Cream of Sum Yung Guy ...
I heard that's your favorite, with lots of extra Salt.....:
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