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Write Your Snow Prayers Here - It Can't Hurt!

post #1 of 19
Thread Starter 
Dear God,

I know You have a lot going on and a lot to manage, what with wars in the Middle East, people starving all over the place, fuel crises, waves of foreclosures. All in all, pretty serious stuff.

But please, if it is Your Will, drop a little cold weather and precipitation on Eastern Pennsylvania soon.

Thanks, Trotski
post #2 of 19
The Lord is my Guide, I shall not want, he maketh me ski down pow filled bowls, he leadeth me to stashes in the trees, my soul is stoked.......
post #3 of 19
******** Please let it snow. SOON, and A LOT ********

here in the west too.
post #4 of 19
I tried prayers last year and it didn't work. Maybe we should sacrifice some animals to Ullr.
post #5 of 19
Wait, a storm is shaping up for CO, Steamboat and vail site is predicting a dump. You can thank me with a nice Cab, Thanks
post #6 of 19
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by eblackwelder View Post
... Maybe we should sacrifice some animals to Ullr.
Hey, I live across the river from New Jersey. Isn't that sacrifice enough?
post #7 of 19
Yuki takes a statue of the Madonna, wraps it in a towel and hides it in the closet ... :




Dear Jesus:

If you ever want to see your Mother alive again, we better get at least six inches (6") but not more than twenty four inches (24") of snow a week for the next six (6) months.

Signed,


Trotski ... :


You didn't think I was going to sign my real name to a threat letter to God did you?
post #8 of 19
Its november, where are you guy when the slope have tons of snow of them in may and june?

Go biking or climbing or hike for some turns and numbo #1 stop freaking out. There are other thing to do in life.
post #9 of 19
Dear God,

Would you please, please, please, Please, Pleeease, PLEEEEEEASE, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE make it snow?

Thanks for all you do.

(please?)
post #10 of 19
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
post #11 of 19
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Yuki View Post
Dear Jesus:

If you ever want to see your Mother alive again, we better get at least six inches (6") but not more than twenty four inches (24") of snow a week for the next six (6) months.

Signed,


Trotski ... :


You didn't think I was going to sign my real name to a threat letter to God did you?
Blasphemer!

If you really want to do the Roman Catholic thing, I think we need to pray for the intercession of St. Bernard of Montjoux -- he's supposed to be on our side, as skiers. Come on, Bernie, help us out a little!

post #12 of 19
post #13 of 19
Thread Starter 
Hey, it worked, at least in my neck of the woods!!!!
WARREN-MORRIS-LEHIGH-NORTHAMPTON- INCLUDING THE CITIES OF...WASHINGTON... MORRISTOWN...ALLENTOWN... BETHLEHEM... EASTON 800 AM EST SUN NOV 18 2007...SNOW EXPECTED IN PARTS OF THE LEHIGH VALLEY AND NORTHERN NEW JERSEY...
SNOW IS EXPECTED THIS MORNING, ESPECIALLY IN THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS. TEMPERATURES HAVE COOLED THIS MORNING TO AROUND FREEZING AND SNOW HAS DEVELOPED. SNOW AND RAIN WILL SPREAD THROUGH THE REGION. SNOW WILL PRIMARILY FALL IN THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS. LIGHT ACCUMULATIONS CAN BE EXPECTED...MAINLY ON GRASSY SURFACES... WITH AROUND AN INCH POSSIBLE IN THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS.
ROAD SURFACES WILL BE WET AND COULD BECOME SLIPPERY, ESPECIALLY ON BRIDGES...OVERPASSES...AND AT HIGHER ELEVATIONS. IF YOU WILL BE TRAVELING AROUND THE REGION TODAY, BE SURE TO DRIVE AT A REASONABLE SPEED AND LEAVE PLENTY OF ROOM BETWEEN YOUR VEHICLE AND THE ONE AHEAD OF YOU.
post #14 of 19
Dear lord baby Jesus, sittin' there in your little manger... swaddlin' clothes... with your Baby Einstein interactive videos...

"I like to think of my Jesus as wearin' a tuxedo t-shirt. Says, y'know, I wanna be formal, but I kinda like to party too..."

Maybe just a letter to the Almighty

"To whom it may concern,
This letter is to remind those in charge of the weather that it is November, and or ration of snowfall has not arrived. It is now weeks overdue and we are currently without a proper sliding surface upon which to ski and snowboard. This has been a problem in recent years and seems to only be getting worse each Fall, bordering on chronic. We would appreciate your prompt attention to this matter, otherwise we may be forced to take our business elsewhere. I do have a confirmation and tracking number for our still absent snowfall, and can be reached at spag@gettingwickedpissed.net if you need them.

Thank you for your time, I hope we can resolve this matter without conflict.

Regards,
Spag"
post #15 of 19
Snow this AM in Hunterdon NJ.... See......
post #16 of 19
Quote:
Originally Posted by Finndog View Post
Snow this AM in Hunterdon NJ.... See......
Talk about misdirected.

THAT"S NOT WHERE WE WANT IT!

IS THIS THING ON?

HELLO?

HELLO?

CAN YOU HEAR US NOW?

:
post #17 of 19
Looks like around 2 feet in the mountains tonight and Monday here. "If your not a winner your a loser."
post #18 of 19
Cold rain and snow have been falling in town for a while now, the mountain is hidden by a thick cloud bank, rhe temp up top is 25 degrees.
post #19 of 19
Star light
Star brite
First star i see tonite
I wish i may
I wish i might
get a piece of a** to night
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