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Just what we need, kosher ham Soda!??

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This one got me thinking.

Seattle soda-maker promises ham flavor will be kosher

The Associated Press
SEATTLE — It's rare to find kosher ham. Rarer still to find it carbonated and bottled.

Jones Soda Co., the Seattle-based purveyor of offbeat fizzy water, said Friday that it was shelving its traditional seasonal flavors of turkey and gravy this year to produce limited-edition theme packs for Christmas and Hanukkah.

The Christmas pack will feature such flavors as Sugar Plum, Christmas Tree, Egg Nog and Christmas Ham. The Hanukkah pack will have Jelly Doughnut, Apple Sauce, Chocolate Coins and Latkes sodas.

"As always, both packs are kosher and contain zero caffeine," a Jones news release noted.

I'm not so sure about you, but grabbing a cold Turkey and Gravy soda out of the fridge is not something I have ever had a desire to do. :
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Thank you for sharing this. Well, I'm going back to the workshop to start developing a new and improved tin foil helmet.

I stopped wearing it a few years ago and was convinced by the nice clnical worker that the mind control radio waves were directed at California.

It seems that there has been a shift in the spectrum and coverage.

You can't be too safe. It seems to be a coastal phenomena, California, Washington .... the East Coast is next followed by the Grape Lakes!

You wait and see! :
post #3 of 12

Haven't you seen the latest research that shows the most common
types of tin-foil hats actually focusthe mind-control beams, rather
than repel them? Make sure you you have a double layer with a smooth
outer surface!
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Well, I just got out. The folks at Area 51 were pretty nice when they found me rooting around in the dumpster behind the Skunk Works.

I was after some of that radar reflective composite material they use on the stealth projects. I figured a sandwich of reflective materials would be just the ticket.

But they just warned me after a hot meal and a lecture on how the tracking device they locked on my ankle can produce burns from contact with water if the thing shorts out.

I'll be in the market for a low cuff ski boot.
post #5 of 12

I wonder of the Christmas Ham will have a different flavor than the upcoming Easter Ham flavor?
post #6 of 12
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Yuki, I got your hat:

And your other end covered:

Then there is this:

Notice the all knowing look in the Cat's eyes. Hmmmmmm.
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Oy gevalt!
post #9 of 12
T ..... should I clean the screen first or get a change of under wear?

Ain't laughed so hard in weeks ..... thanks ...
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All I can say is, DEPENDS.........
post #11 of 12
Tammy Faye and Jerry Falwell stopped by late last night for one of our late night chats. I don't know why they always come so late but that's besides the point?

Anyhoo, I showed them this post and boy did it get their skivvies all in a twist!

Kosher Ham on Christmas!

They said this was proof positive, the icing on the cake, that there is an International Zionist Conspiracy and this .... now they have taken it too far, even Coca Cola is Kosher, but now Ham Soda? Jerry was red as a beet and poor Tammy's mascara was puddled on the floor of my cell.

They said now is the time to act and talked about forming a club or something .... The Society to Konserve Konventional Khristianity ... they said you have to spell funny or it violates stuff like copyright and public domain issues ..

I'm feeling a bit sleepy now so ..
post #12 of 12
Hey, nice Christmas tree in the first picture anyway.
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