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Help Jer pick a hat.

post #1 of 21
Thread Starter 
Jer is having trouble picking a hat. I have taken the liberty of narrowing the field to the 5 that I think will help him showcase his fashion forward sensibilities.

Choice #1



#2



#3



#4



#5




Please choose wisely, Jer's wardrobe depends on you.
post #2 of 21
How much is #5? And does it come with the matching gloves collar and chest gear? Are you related to a fellow who goes by the handle "iceman"?

Jer-specific threads on both TGR and Epic - I feel like the Beatles or something. I'm bigger then Jesus!
post #3 of 21
No contest. It's supposed to snow tonight, not a moment to soon...
post #4 of 21
Wow Jer, I was thinking you'd like #5 the best. It just goes to show how well you communicate your needs through your concise and enlightening posts.
post #5 of 21
I'd think that hammerhead-shaped headgear would be excellent for ramming gapers off traverses.
post #6 of 21
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Originally Posted by Jer View Post
And does it come with the matching gloves collar and chest gear?
It sure looks like a system hat. Weren't you looking for a flat mount?
post #7 of 21
#3

Pink is going to be all the rage next season so you can get an early jump on it and be a trend setter.

just get some flash goggles to go with it.
post #8 of 21
On this forum this type of abuse is meant to share fun . I think it means something much different at TGR. I hope you see that.

Besides Jer is a quiver skier and would need a selection of hats to fit his needs and mood.
This poll is flawed. To small a selection . We need more choices
post #9 of 21
I met a guy who wears #4 except with the orange hair instead of pink. Any of the Wachusetts bears know who I'm talking about?
post #10 of 21
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Originally Posted by GarryZ View Post
This poll is flawed. To small a selection . We need more choices
..and nakkid pix. Although I suppose the guy in #5 kinda qualifies.

On an unrelated note - I saw a guy walking around the other day wearing one of those neoprene "Masque" things. It's 40 degrees, dude - what are you gonna do when Winter actually gets here?
post #11 of 21
hey jer,

where you gonna put your dreads, mon??

#5 will be great not only skiing, but at Mardi Gras, when most are drunk and naked by 6am....you wont have to do the naked part..

Rah done bless you, Jer, you're good to go.........but where, mon?
post #12 of 21
Thread Starter 
Just answering your cry for help.

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Originally Posted by Jer View Post
How much is #5? And does it come with the matching gloves collar and chest gear? Are you related to a fellow who goes by the handle "iceman"?

Jer-specific threads on both TGR and Epic - I feel like the Beatles or something. I'm bigger then Jesus!
No relation that I am aware of.

I would never compare someone to the Beatles, they sucked.

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On an unrelated note - I saw a guy walking around the other day wearing one of those neoprene "Masque" things. It's 40 degrees, dude - what are you gonna do when Winter actually gets here?
Rob a liquor store, duh!
post #13 of 21
#5 looks good .
post #14 of 21
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I'm bigger then Jesus!
Big deal. I heard he wasn't that big a fella. Look at most folks who live off of eating fish . They seem to be heigth challenged also.

Now about those hats. Maybe one with an ignore filter visor for certain posters and it would have to have a built in bong and refreshment holders or equipment.

The guy in a mask ,was he con pistola ?
post #15 of 21
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On this forum this type of abuse is meant to share fun. I think it means something much different at TGR. I hope you see that.
Wow. Is it lonely up there on your high horse?
post #16 of 21
I reckon Jer would love this "hat" to put on "gapers" who clog up them high Alta traverses on powder days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmEXYCJtoA
post #17 of 21
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Originally Posted by Birdman829 View Post
Wow. Is it lonely up there on your high horse?
Haven't been on a horse in a few years. Usually I rode with friends and/or family. Do you get lonely riding ? Better go ask Mommy for a hug. You'll feel much better.
post #18 of 21
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Haven't been on a horse in a few years. Usually I rode with friends and/or family. Do you get lonely riding ? Better go ask Mommy for a hug. You'll feel much better.
If this had been posted at TGR it might have seemed a bit sarcastic perhaps even mean-spirited.
post #19 of 21
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Originally Posted by Milllah View Post
I reckon Jer would love this "hat" to put on "gapers" who clog up them high Alta traverses on powder days:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQmEXYCJtoA

Aggressive looking helmet! Does it meet FIS standards?
post #20 of 21
Quit the Happy Horse Shizz, there ain't a thing here anywhere that was offensive.

Jer dishes it out and takes it quite well.
post #21 of 21
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That's probably the coolest thing I've seen in at least ten days!
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