Skiers - Two-Plankers (not Two-W*nkers!)
Boarders - knuckle-draggers
Those who do both - Cross Dressers, Ambi-gravitational beings
Universal all-encompassing term expressing a unilateral one-ness and overall description of people who like to attach wood, plastic and metal to their feet and careen down snow-covered mountains?
JUNKIES, DOUGH-HEADS, SNOW-BRO'S (or HO'S), POWDER-HOUNDS, WINTERSLICKS, SNOWFLAKES, (the ever-popular) SLIDERS, SNOW DRIFTERS, WHITE ROOMERS (Very similar to the Green Roomers. There is a certain percentage that overlaps into both categories.), and my favorite... LOTHARS. (as in "of the Hill People") These are just some of the slang I've heard out there in the world. Pick one you like and use it until your friends hate you. Kinda like saying everything is "hell-a-cool", or "hell-a-stupid"... Cartman's friends really hated that one.
Was is Kirkegaard, or Dick Van Dyke who said, "To label me is to negate me."?
Q: ColinUK... Snowboarder and Mike Tyson are in a car. Who's driving?
A: The cop.[ July 26, 2003, 08:49 PM: Message edited by: Notorious Spag ]