No Falls - No Balls
No hill-No thrill
No Bumps-No Lumps
Don't let gravity get you down. Ski good or eat wood.
Sex is like snow...you never know how many inches your going to get or how long its going last....
Arc 'em or park 'em
"Pain is temporary, but glory is forever."
Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on!
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, Turn."
"Smoke pot, ski hot!"
"Gas, grass or ass...no one rides for free".
"no friends on a powder day"
"ski fast and leave narrow tracks"
"if you spin to win set your din"
Eat Pasta. Smoke Rasta. Ski Fasta.
"Ski Fast Laugh Often"
"Don't eat the yellow snow!"
"If you ain't fallin', you ain't haulin' "
"A bad day skiing STILL beats a good day working."
All excellent!! I am laughing so hard!!!!!!!!