Wow. I don't remember posting this!!! (ha ha) A LARGE time was had by all, let me assure you. I had a powerful thirst that apparently needed quenching. The bartender and I have made nice, and I still have all my teeth, so situation is back to "normal".
Definition of WASTED - drinking yourself into full-on defilement. Also known as PULLING/SPRAINING YOUR LIVER, CAN O' CORN, TOO DRUNK TO FISH, CONSUMING MASS QUANTITIES, SHINING, GETTING PISSED, BLOTTO, TILTED, BLASTED, HAMMERED, DOGGED, FRAYED, TORN UP, or BLOWN APART. Also, Wasted can be divided into any of these 5 stages:
and 5. Die
I was somewhere between 4 and 5 when I posted this originally, so I apologize for being a needy drunk.
LM. Someday I'd like to see that story. I bet you got your mean on, eh?
Anyway, I'm never drinking again today.
Oh yeah, my head felt like a frozen pine-apple this morning! Peace out.