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The Lost Dr. Seuss Poem

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I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, he is the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location, I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and grey, and piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell, there’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers, I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and its software,
I hug it often though it won’t care. I love each program and every file,
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job – I’ll say it again -- I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!!!!
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heh heh, last line reminds me of that novelty song "They're coming to take me away ha haa"

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