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Fat Bottom Skiers by Queen (Attiva)

post #1 of 14
Thread Starter 
Fat Bottom Skiers

oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.

Hey
I was just an east coast skier
Only had a one ski quiver,
But I knew skiing before I left the Poconos,
Left alone with big Fat Bastard,
It was such a heavy turd!
Hey big skis you (still) made a skier out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been skiing with the Bears
In the bumps and in the trees,
I seen ev'ry race stock ski along the way, hey
But their shape and their carve
Wear kind of smooth after a run.
Take me to them big sticks every time!

(C'mon)
oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.
You make the huckin' world go big.


Hey listen here,
Now I got passes on at small hills
I got skis hanging on the walls
Ain't no straight sticks in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big boards you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know), you gonna ski off piste cliffs (please)
oh, down under those wide brake clips;
oh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big *(yeah)*
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big
GET ON YOUR BOARDS AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed skis
Fat bottomed skis
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em Maggot
Fat bottomed skis
Yes yes

post #2 of 14
This is some of your best work Phil!
Can't wait to see whats next:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
Fat Bottom Skiers

oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.

Hey
I was just an east coast skier
Only had a one ski quiver,
But I knew skiing before I left the Poconos,
Left alone with big Fat Bastard,
It was such a heavy turd!
Hey big skis you (still) made a skier out of me!
Hey, hey!

I've been skiing with the Bears
In the bumps and in the trees,
I seen ev'ry race stock ski along the way, hey
But their shape and their carve
Wear kind of smooth after a run.
Take me to them big sticks every time!

(C'mon)
oooh you gonna ski off piste cliffs.
oooh, down under those wide brake clips;
oooh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis,
You make the huckin' world go big.
You make the huckin' world go big.


Hey listen here,
Now I got passes on at small hills
I got skis hanging on the walls
Ain't no straight sticks in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big boards you done made a big man out-of me!
Now get this!

Oh, (i know), you gonna ski off piste cliffs (please)
oh, down under those wide brake clips;
oh you gonna let it all ski out.
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big *(yeah)*
Fat bottomed skis you make the huckin' world go big
GET ON YOUR BOARDS AND RIDE!

Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed skis
Fat bottomed skis
Yeah yeah yeah
all right
ride 'em Maggot
Fat bottomed skis
Yes yes

post #3 of 14
Phil are you gonna audition for I C Nuts?
post #4 of 14
Nice!
post #5 of 14
NOW can I call his work Genius? Excellent job, my favorite.
post #6 of 14
Thread Starter 
I'd like to get enough for a mini soundtrack. If I get someone who could sing them to Kareoke. I can't I couldn't carry a note if I used a skitote.
post #7 of 14
we (lead singer and I in our little cover band) used to do that one - great drinking song actually

Nice job!
post #8 of 14
Quote:
Originally Posted by Philpug View Post
I'd like to get enough for a mini soundtrack. If I get someone who could sing them to Kareoke. I can't I couldn't carry a note if I used a skitote.
Bonni posted this a while back


Maybe you can get Gary Dranow and the Manic Emotions to perform these
post #9 of 14
i smell a book.

better copyright these Phil.

Sweet Songs For The Slopes: Your Favorite Classic Rock Hits Reworked For Snow Fanatics.
post #10 of 14
I won't be happy until I hear what he does with 'Barroom Blitz'.
post #11 of 14
Outrageous! Salacious! Preposterous! Egregious! Sublime!

Peerless work Phil.
post #12 of 14
Flicks by Bic.... FREEBIRDDDDDDDDD.... oopsie, wrong song.
post #13 of 14
Baby got Back

I like big bumps........
post #14 of 14
Keep Rocking in the Free World!
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