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Funniest Ski Company/Model Names?

post #1 of 17
Thread Starter 
While we all wait for it to snow.....time to start some humor...

What is the funniest ski company name or ski model name you can remember?

My votes:

Manufacturer:

"Rabbit On The Roof Skis" (2007)


[How the Rabbit got its name]
"...Well, yes, Rabbit on the roof... I live above my shop and a large part of the roof is inclined and protected in a natural way by the walls of my neihgbors. A friend gave me a rabbit for my kids, and after eating a bit too much stuff in my house, he ended up there... Another friend came by one day and saw the sight, French, and pronounced with his charming French accent, rabbit?, Rabbit on the roof?! and the name stuck. Since many generations of rabbits have come and gone. Especially after another friend gave me a female and voilĂ ! The first births happenned between the roof and the sub isolation, so it started "raining rabbits", they look like small hairless pitbulls at that age, but move a lot and therefore fall. Now I have several in the shop too. I should train them to sand because they eat tonnes and only watch me work...?" (read more details...)

MODELS:

The guys at SkiBuilders.com win hands-down for model names:
  • KUNG PAODER
  • DOINK THE KLOWN
  • CORN ON THE LOG
  • BANGERS AND MASH
  • KLOWN WHACKER
Runner up (LibTech):
  • "NAS (Narrow Ass Snowboards) Pow"
More???
post #2 of 17
RD.. Bad Dog and Bad Bitch.

The Ski..The Ski, The Race Ski, The Mogul Ski

K2..Cheeseburger Deluxe
post #3 of 17
Birdos Puder Luder (powder whore)
post #4 of 17
Head Swallow
post #5 of 17
Movement Climax
post #6 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by snofun3 View Post
Head Swallow
Two different manufacturers. :
post #7 of 17
Head Swallowtail, maybe?

Did they make one?
post #8 of 17
A couple of years ago Fischer made a ski called "Burn the Earth." I'm not sure if it was ever sold in the US.
post #9 of 17
I can't seem to get the Rabbit on the Roof website to work...it only seems to want to load up 1/2 the page and i can't see pix of the skis themselves...not the best way to try and sell skis if you can't see pix (or read French).

Me, I'm partial to the Hendryx Rhino Chaser. The description alone makes me want to fly to Sweden and try 'em out:

http://www.hendryxskis.se/rhino.htm
post #10 of 17
Atomic ARS.
post #11 of 17
Thread Starter 
Swallow Sherbet
Swallow Professor
post #12 of 17
Well, I didn't think much of Pocket Rocket until I did a Google search on it. I must have been living under a mushroom because what came up was not at all what I expected. I never looked at those things the same way again.
post #13 of 17
I wonder how many guys will be brave enough to buy the Sweet Fat Thang (from Head) for their wives this Christmas?
post #14 of 17
Head: Yahoo!
post #15 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumpfreaq View Post
Head: Yahoo!
And the Hot Head

Around 1970 or so, True Temper made skis. I always thought that was pretty funny, being as how their main product was stuff like shovels and rakes and the like.
post #16 of 17
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morrison Claystone View Post
And the Hot Head

Around 1970 or so, True Temper made skis. I always thought that was pretty funny, being as how their main product was stuff like shovels and rakes and the like.

Dont forget golf shafts.
post #17 of 17
elan hot dog
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