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Recipe for growth

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A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.

"Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.

"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."

"What do you mean?" Jim asked.

"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an
hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it
sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches!
You should try it."

Jim agrees and the two say good bye.

A few months later the two are in the same locker room
and Bob asks Jim how his situation was.

Jim replied, "I did what you said, Bob, but I've
actually gotten smaller!

I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day
with butter?"

"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using

Wait for it .........

Wait .............

"Crisco!!?" Bob exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim,
Crisco is shortening !
post #2 of 3
LOL...."the wait for it...wait" was actually what got me to laugh
post #3 of 3
That reminds me of a similar joke...

A woman is stalking to her husband about getting a breast enhancement.

He tells her instead of spending $5000, she should just rub her chest with toilet paper.

She asks in dis-belief, "What good will that do?"

He says...

Wait for it...

"It worked on your BUTT."
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