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A little religious humor...

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Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her
rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas.

As luck would have it, a gas station was just a block away. She
walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned
out, but she could wait until it was returned.

Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she
could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful, she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with
gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.

As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across
the street. One of the men turned to the other and said, "If it starts,
I'm turning Catholic."
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Here's another...

One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the
large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with
names, and small American flags were mounted on either side of it.

The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the
pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good
morning, Alex."

"Good morning, Pastor," replied the young man, still focused on the
plaque. "Pastor, what is that?"

Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the

Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.

Little Alex's voice was barely audible, trembling with fear, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"
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VSP flies into town and drops off a bit of humor. Cheers to you. It was getting a bit too serious around here as the summer doldrums set in at the Northern reaches of the planet
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